Rayven Harmz - The following contest is a Standard One Fall Singles Match [DARK]! Introducing first... accompanied to the ring by Ms Handcock... hailing from Denver, Colorado... weighing in at 695 pounds... MAAATT CAAABLE!!!!! [I Run Shit by DMX plays and Matt Cable heads to the ring.] And his opponent... hailing from Owosso, MI... weighing in at 245 pounds... CHRRRIIIS PAAALMERRR!!!!! ["Pain" by Jimmy Eat World plays and Chris Palmer heads to the ring.]

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - "The Nightmare" charges toward Big Matt. "The Nightmare" goes for a clothesline. Big Matt ducks it and connects with a clothesline of his own. Big Matt stomps "The Nightmare". He bounces off the ropes and runs toward "The Nightmare". He drops a knee on "The Nightmare". He crawls over and covers "The Nightmare". ...1 ... "The Nightmare" kicks out.

Gryphon - "The Nightmare" gets the shoulder up!

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - "The Nightmare" rises to his feet. "The Nightmare" pulls him into the corner. "The Nightmare" delivers the The Nightmare (Flapjack turned into a death valley driver.) on The Boss!!! "The Nightmare" covers The Boss. ...1 ...2 ...3

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Rayven Harmz - The winner of this match... CHRRRIIIS PAAALMERRR!!

["Pain" by Jimmy Eat World plays.]

The Standard in Pro Wrestling!!

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome Buffalo Rose Saloon and the debut event of 5 Star Wrestling.

Gryphon - Wow!! We made it. What a great night.

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Looks like we have a full house too G.

Gryphon - Yeah this place hold 225 and it looks like we got that here.

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Well, let's kick this off.... to the ring with beautiful Rayven.

Rayven Harmz - The following contest is a Exhibition Match One Fall Singles Match! Introducing first... accompanied to the ring by Thomas Hamilton Carter... hailing from Fort Lauderdale, Florida... weighing in at 234 pounds... "LIIIGHTNIIING" SETH DEMPSEY!!!!! ["Hey Man, Nice Shot" by Filter plays and "Lightning" Seth Dempsey heads to the ring.] And his opponent... hailing from Tulsa, OK... weighing in at 200 pounds... "THE SUUUPERRRSTAAARRR" STEVE MUUURRRDOOOCK!!!!! ["We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister plays and "The Superstar" Steve Murdock heads to the ring.]

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Superstar locks up with LSD. Steve Murdock irishwhips LSD into the turnbuckle, he goes down. Superstar rolls Dempsey up for the pin. ...1 Dempsey escapes. Steve Murdock gets to his feet. Steve Murdock drags Dempsey across the ring. LSD rolls out to ringside, Steve Murdock goes after LSD. Superstar locks up with him. He side slams LSD to the floor. Superstar makes his way back to his feet. He pulls LSD up. Steve Murdock rakes his back. He punches at Dempsey, Dempsey blocks the punch and knocks Steve Murdock down. Dempsey stomps on Steve. "Lightning" Seth Dempsey and "The Superstar" Steve Murdock move to the aisle way. He lands a kick to the stomach of Steve. He scoops Steve Murdock up and slams Steve Murdock to the concrete. He pulls Steve Murdock to his feet. Dempsey lifts him up and slams him down. Dempsey drops an elbow on Steve.

Gryphon - LSD connects with an elbow drop!

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - LSD climbs to his feet. Dempsey drops an elbow... Steve Murdock rolls out of the way and Dempsey hits the concrete. Steve Murdock stands up. Superstar runs toward LSD. Superstar lands a running knee drop on LSD.

Gryphon - That's gotta hurt!

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Superstar rises to his feet. Fist drop by Steve Murdock on Dempsey. Steve Murdock makes his way back to his feet. He drops a fist on LSD, Dempsey rolls out of the way. Superstar hits the concrete. Dempsey stands up. Dempsey lifts Superstar up. LSD scoops him up and slams him to the concrete. LSD drops an elbow on him. Dempsey stands up. Superstar starts to get up. Dempsey knocks Steve Murdock down with a scissor kick.

Gryphon - Face first onto the concrete!

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - He lifts Steve Murdock upright. He kicks Superstar. Superstar grabs his leg and spins him around. "The Superstar" Steve Murdock and "Lightning" Seth Dempsey move toward the ring. "The Superstar" Steve Murdock and "Lightning" Seth Dempsey lock up. Superstar pulls his head down and slams his forearm across his back.

Gryphon - Talk about a powerful blow!

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Steve chops the chest of LSD. Steve Murdock connects with a fist to his head. He locks up with Dempsey. Superstar pulls his head down and slams his forearm across his back.

Gryphon - He using his arm like a club on LSD.

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Steve Murdock punches Dempsey, Dempsey blocks and connects with a punch of his own. LSD pulls Superstar upright. He slaps Steve Murdock in the face. Steve rolls into the ring. Dempsey climbs in after Steve. Superstar delivers a double axe handle to the back of Dempsey. He bounces off the ropes and runs toward Dempsey. Superstar delivers the The Superstar Splash on Dempsey!!! Superstar covers Dempsey. ...1 ...2 ...3

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Rayven Harmz - The winner of this match... "THE SUUUPERRRSTAAARRR" STEVE MUUURRRDOOOCK!!

["We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister plays.]

Rayven Harmz - The following contest is a Standard One Fall Singles Match! Introducing first... hailing from Pittsburgh PA... weighing in at 175 pounds... 5 STAAARRR JOOOBBERRR!!!!! [5 Star Jobber heads to the ring.] And his opponent... hailing from Denver, CO ... weighing in at 237 pounds... BEAAARRR BLAAACK!!!!! [Stars by Switchfoot plays and Bear Black heads to the ring.]

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Bear grabs Mr. Second Place. Bear backs Mr. Second Place up into the corner. Bear repeatedly rams his shoulder into Mr. Second Place. He goes down. He drops a fist on Mr. Second Place, Mr. Second Place rolls out of the way. Bear hits the mat. Mr. Second Place stands up. Mr. Second Place speeds toward Bear. He drops a knee on Bear.

Gryphon - That's gotta hurt!

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Mr. Second Place stands up. Bear rolls out to ringside, Mr. Second Place goes after Bear. Mr. Second Place shoves Bear into the ring. Mr. Second Place climbs into the ring. Bear delivers a double axe handle to the back of Mr. Second Place. Bear scoops Mr. Second Place up and slams Mr. Second Place to the mat. Bear delivers the Lullabye on Mr. Second Place!!! Bear covers Mr. Second Place. ...1 ...2 ...3

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Rayven Harmz - The winner of this match... BEAAARRR BLAAACK!!

[Stars by Switchfoot plays.]

Rayven Harmz - The following contest is a Standard One Fall Singles Match! Introducing first... hailing from Glasgow, UK... weighing in at 245 pounds... FLIIIP!!!!! [A Dreamtime by Dogstar plays and Flip heads to the ring.] And his opponent... hailing from Parts Unknown... weighing in at 225 pounds... XAAAVIIIERRR DAAARRRKWOOOOOOD!!!!! [Skillet - "Awake and Alive" plays and Xavier Darkwood heads to the ring.]

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Flip bolts toward Xavier. He knocks Xavier down with a running chop block. Flip gets to his feet. Flip drags Darkwood into the corner. He ties Darkwood up in the sharpshooter. Flip throws Darkwood out of the ring and climbs to the floor. Flip lifts him up and slams him down. He drops a fist on Darkwood, Darkwood rolls out of the way. Flip hits the floor. Darkwood stands up. Darkwood charges toward Flip. He lands a running knee drop on Flip. Xavier jumps up to his feet. Xavier pulls him up. He rakes his back.

Gryphon - Flip is feeling the sting from the back rake.

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Xavier lifts Flip up and slams Flip down. Flip rolls into the ring. Darkwood climbs in after Flip. Xavier races toward Flip. He lands a running knee drop on Flip. Xavier delivers the The Unwritten Testament (Spinning Heel Kick) on Flip!!! Xavier covers Flip. ...1 ...2 ...3

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Rayven Harmz - The winner of this match... XAAAVIIIERRR DAAARRRKWOOOOOOD!!

[Skillet - "Awake and Alive" plays.]

Rayven Harmz - The following contest is a Standard One Fall Singles Match! Introducing first... weighing in at 225 pounds... PAAAUUUL "GRRREAAASY POOO" IIINTENSIIITY!!!!! [Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity heads to the ring.] And his opponent... weighing in at 1 pounds... MOOOTH!!!!! [Moth heads to the ring.]

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Moth races toward Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity. Moth knocks him down with a running chop block. Moth stands up. Moth drops a fist on him, Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity rolls out of the way. Moth hits the mat. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity stands up. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity stomps Moth in the head. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity drags Moth into the corner. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity stomps on Moth. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity bounces off the ropes and runs toward him. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity slows to a stop. Moth rolls out to ringside, Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity goes after Moth. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity locks up with him. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity powerbombs him onto the floor!

Gryphon - Powerbomb!!!

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity stomps on him. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity pulls him upright to his feet. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity taunts him. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity lifts Moth up and slams Moth down.

Gryphon - Powerful slam!

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity shoves Moth into the ring. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity climbs into the ring. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity wraps Moth in a bearhug.

Gryphon - Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity is crushing the breath out of him.

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Moth fights the hold...Moth fights the hold...Moth escapes the hold.Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity speeds toward Moth. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity slows to a stop. Moth starts to get up. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity knocks Moth down with a scissor kick.

Gryphon - Face first onto the mat!

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity puts Moth in the crossface. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity tightens the hold...Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity tightens the hold...He breaks the hold.Moth rolls out to ringside, Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity goes after Moth. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity charges toward Moth. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity drops a knee on Moth. The referee calls for the bell. They've been counted out.

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Rayven Harmz - As a result of a Double Countout this match has been ruled a draw.

Rayben Harms - Introducing from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 365 pounds, the 5 Star Phenomenon, ENNNNNFORCERRRR!

"Ladies and Gentlemen" by Saliva blares through the PA as Enforcer exits the backstage area through the curtain. He stops as soon as he steps out and poses for a few photos. He walks down the ramp and stops by a young fan with a sign, "Is Enforcer my dad?" He looks into the camera and shakes his head smiling. He continues to the ring and slides in. He stands in the middle of the ring smiling as he surveys the crowd.

Rayven Harmz - His opponent, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Watertown Asylum. The Loooooon!

"Afraid of Me" by Twiztid begins as the camera pans to the entrance curtain. The Loon emerges wearing his straight jacket, laced up and buckled. As he walks to the ring the fans reach out towards him and he snaps at them like a rabid dog or zombie. He rolls into the ring and the music cuts off. Jerry "Dog" Lang goes to help The Loon out of the straight jacket, but The Loon chest bumps him away and screams at him. The two men walk to the center of the ring with Jerry "Dog" Lang getting the mic from Rayven.

Jerry "Dog" Lang - This is an exhibition of the Unbound brand, that means there are no rules. I'm only here to count the pin, watch for submission, or call the match if one or both of you can't continue.

"Dog" hands the microphone back to Rayven Harms as she exits the ring. He signals for the bell.

[DING ... DING ... DING ...]

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Why is The Loon wearing the straight jacket?

Gryphon - Stats, he's frakin insane, he doesn't realize what the hell he's doing.

The Loon charges at Enforcer and is side stepped and pushed into the turnbuckle.*

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Kevin looks confused at The Loon's method.

Gryphon - Are you kidding me? The guy is always confused, he spends two hours watching Sixty Minutes.

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Loon charges Enforcer and is met with a drop toe hold.

E slides over and locks The Loon in an head lock. The Loon shakes and rolls until he slides out. Both men get back to their feet and Enforcer quickly kicks The Loon in the head.

Gryphon - Maybe Enforcer knocked some sense into that nut job!

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - The Loon seems to be out of it from that kick!

Enforcer goes for a cover.

Jerry "Dog" Lang - ...1 ...2 ...3!

You guys know the Gfed Battle Royal sims sucks. So read the match... don't read the match. Whatever you feel. The most important will be the final 4 and the winner. Remember those are the ones fighting for the title.

I plan on finding a better way to do these or find someone to write these.

Rayven Harmz - The following contest is a Over The Top Battle Royal! All 10 participants are in the ring.

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - "The Nightmare" taunts Moth. "The Nightmare" lands a kick to the stomach of Moth.

Gryphon - Kick to the mid section!

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - "The Nightmare" punches Moth, he goes down.

Gryphon - Punches like that really wear you down.

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Moth starts to get up. "The Nightmare" knocks him down with a scissor kick. "The Nightmare" stomps him in the head. Mr. Second Place barrels toward "The Nightmare". Mr. Second Place puts on the breaks. He slaps the face of "The Nightmare". Mr. Second Place bolts toward "The Nightmare". Mr. Second Place knocks "The Nightmare" down with a running chop block. Mr. Second Place makes his way back to his feet. Dempsey tosses Mr. Second Place out over the top rope. Mr. Second Place grabs onto the second rope and slides back into the ring. LSD bounces off the ropes and runs toward him. Dempsey stops running. He grabs Mr. Second Place by the ankle. He stomps Mr. Second Place in the groin. He drops an elbow... Mr. Second Place rolls out of the way and he hits the mat. Mr. Second Place stands up. Mr. Second Place drops a fist on Dempsey. Mr. Second Place climbs to his feet. Xavier bounces off the ropes and runs toward Mr. Second Place. Darkwood puts on the breaks. Darkwood tosses Mr. Second Place out to the floor.

5 Star Jobber was eliminated

Gryphon - 9 are left in the ring.

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity bounces off the ropes and runs toward The Loon. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity delivers a bulldog on The Loon. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity gets to his feet. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity delivers a fist drop on him. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity makes his way back to his feet. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity stomps on The Loon. Superstar taunts Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity. He punches at Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity, Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity blocks the punch and knocks him down. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity bounces off the ropes and runs toward Steve Murdock. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity slows to a stop. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity elbow drops Steve Murdock. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity stands up. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity bounces off the ropes and runs toward Superstar. He slows to a stop. Bear tosses Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity out over the top rope. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity grabs onto the second rope and slides back into the ring. Bear pulls him upright. He connects with several chops to Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity.

Gryphon - You could hear the impact on that one!

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Bear punches him, he blocks and connects with a punch of his own. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity delivers a fist drop on Bear. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity rises to his feet. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity races toward Bear. Steve drops a knee on Moth. Superstar climbs to his feet. Steve Murdock scoops up Moth and tosses Moth out to the floor.

Moth was eliminated

Gryphon - 8 left to go.

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Big Dogg speeds toward "The Nightmare". Forcer stops running. Big Dogg stomps him in the head. Big Dogg charges toward "The Nightmare". He comes to a stop. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity connects with a back fist. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity lands a kick to the stomach of E. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity bounces off the ropes and runs toward him. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity knocks Forcer down with a running chop block. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity is up. Dempsey bounces off the ropes and runs toward Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity. LSD dives into Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity taking him down. Dempsey lands on top of him and delivers a series of punchs to his head. Bear is up. Back hand strike by he. He backs Steve up into the corner. He lifts Steve up. Steve is nearly out of the ring. Steve punches Steve in the head. He presses through. Steve falls to the floor.

"The Superstar" Steve Murdock was eliminated

Gryphon - 7 left to go.

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Dempsey climbs the turnbuckle, flys, and takes Bear down with a clothesline. LSD makes his way back to his feet. He drops a fist on Bear. Dempsey stands up. LSD drags Bear across the ring. He lifts Bear upright to his feet. Mr. Second Place punches LSD, Dempsey goes down.

Gryphon - Punches like that really wear you down.

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Mr. Second Place elbow drops Dempsey. Mr. Second Place gets to his feet. Mr. Second Place lifts LSD to his feet. Mr. Second Place takes Dempsey to the ropes. Mr. Second Place grabs his legs and trys to dump Dempsey out of the ring. LSD breaks loose and falls to the mat. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity connects with a right jab on Mr. Second Place. He delivers a double axe handle to the back of Mr. Second Place. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity connects with a back fist. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity delivers a double axe handle to the back of Mr. Second Place. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity scoops him up and slams him to the mat.

Gryphon - Powerful slam!

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity bounces off the ropes and runs toward Mr. Second Place. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity comes to a halt. The Loon starts to get up. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity knocks The Loon down with a scissor kick. He bounces off the ropes and runs toward The Loon. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity tosses The Loon out to the floor.

The Loon was eliminated

Gryphon - 6 left to go.

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Mr. Second Place pulls LSD into the corner. Mr. Second Place sets LSD up in the corner. Mr. Second Place runs to the opposite corner spins around and rushes at LSD. He leaps into the air and delivers a big splash. Mr. Second Place pulls Dempsey up. Mr. Second Place delivers a double axe handle to the back of Dempsey. Mr. Second Place scoops LSD up and slams LSD to the mat.

Gryphon - Powerful slam!

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Mr. Second Place bounces off the ropes and runs toward LSD. The Loon hooks Mr. Second Place and hiptosses him to the mat.

Gryphon - There's not much give in the mat.

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - The Loon drops an elbow on Mr. Second Place. The Loon makes his way back to his feet. The Loon drags Mr. Second Place into the corner. The Loon sets him up in the corner. The Loon runs to the opposite corner spins around and rushes at him. The Loon leaps into the air and... Mr. Second Place moves out of the way. The Loon goes down to the mat. Mr. Second Place lifts The Loon up and delivers a scissor kick to the back of the head! He lifts The Loon upright to his feet. He lands a kick to the stomach of The Loon.

Gryphon - Kick to the mid section!

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Mr. Second Place bolts toward him. Mr. Second Place spears The Loon onto the mat. E is up. Forcer scoops Darkwood up and slams Darkwood to the mat. Forcer scoops up him and tosses him out to the floor.

Xavier Darkwood was eliminated

Gryphon - 5 left to go.

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - The Loon bounces off the ropes and runs toward Mr. Second Place. The Loon drops a knee on Mr. Second Place.

Gryphon - That's gotta hurt!

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - The Loon gets to his feet. The Loon drops a fist on him. The Loon is up. Mr. Second Place starts to get up. The Loon knocks Mr. Second Place down with a scissor kick. The Loon pulls Mr. Second Place into the corner. Darkwood climbs onto the turnbuckle and connects with a flying clothesline on The Loon, Xavier Darkwood and The Loon go down.

Gryphon - Xavier connects with a high risk maneuver!

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Darkwood rises to his feet. He pulls apart his legs. He stomps The Loon in the groin. Darkwood drops an elbow... The Loon rolls out of the way and Darkwood hits the mat. The Loon stands up. The Loon elbow drops Darkwood.

Gryphon - The Loon connects with an elbow drop!

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - The Loon makes his way back to his feet. The Loon drops a fist on him. The Loon stands up. The Loon sets Xavier up in the corner. The Loon runs to the opposite corner spins around and rushes at Xavier. The Loon leaps into the air and... Darkwood moves out of the way. The Loon goes down to the mat. Darkwood stomps The Loon. Bear drops an elbow on LSD. Bear stands up. Bear hooks Dempsey's arm and tosses Dempsey out to the floor.

"Lightning" Seth Dempsey was eliminated

Gryphon - 4 are left in the ring.

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Forcer runs toward Bear. He spears Bear onto the mat. Big Dogg is up. He bounces off the ropes and runs toward Bear. Forcer stops running. E blocks the chop by Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity and delivers a chop of his own. E sets Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity up in the corner. E runs to the opposite corner spins around and rushes at Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity. E leaps into the air and delivers a big splash. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity starts to get up. Forcer knocks him down with a scissor kick.

Gryphon - Face first onto the mat!

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Big Dogg bounces off the ropes and runs toward Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity. Forcer drops a knee on Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity. Big Dogg stands up. Bear climbs onto the turnbuckle and connects with a flying clothesline on Big Dogg, Bear Black and Enforcer go down.

Gryphon - He connects with a high risk maneuver!

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Bear climbs to his feet. He stomps E. Bear drops an elbow on him. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity climbs to his feet. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity stomps him in the head. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity backs Bear up into the corner. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity lifts Bear up. Bear is nearly out of the ring. Bear punches Bear in the head. Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity presses through. Bear falls to the floor.

Bear Black was eliminated

Gryphon - 3 left to go.

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Steve charges toward Moth. Steve lands a running knee drop on him. Superstar rises to his feet. Steve lifts Moth up and delivers a scissor kick to the back of the head! Steve Murdock bounces off the ropes and runs toward him. "The Nightmare" runs toward Superstar. "The Nightmare" slows to a stop. Clothesline sends Steve Murdock down.

Gryphon - He rattled his brain!

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - "The Nightmare" lifts Superstar up and delivers a scissor kick to the back of the head! "The Nightmare" stomps Steve. "The Nightmare" drops a fist on him, Superstar rolls out of the way. "The Nightmare" hits the mat. Superstar stands up. Steve Murdock sets "The Nightmare" up in the corner. Steve Murdock runs to the opposite corner spins around and rushes at "The Nightmare". Superstar leaps into the air and delivers a big splash. Steve drops an elbow on "The Nightmare".

Gryphon - Superstar connects with an elbow drop!

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Steve rises to his feet. Superstar drops an elbow on "The Nightmare". Steve Murdock gets to his feet. Forcer elbow drops Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity. Big Dogg rises to his feet. Forcer hooks Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity's arm and tosses Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity out to the floor.

Paul "Greasy Po" Intensity was eliminated

Gryphon - 2 remain.

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Darkwood drops an elbow... The Loon rolls out of the way and Darkwood hits the mat. The Loon stands up. The Loon barrels toward Darkwood. The Loon stops running. He pulls Darkwood upright to his feet. The Loon climbs onto the turnbuckle and connects with a flying clothesline on him, The Loon and Xavier Darkwood go down. The Loon climbs to his feet. Bear taunts The Loon. He delivers a double axe handle to the back of The Loon. Bear bounces off the ropes and runs toward him. Bear knocks him down with a running chop block. Bear rises to his feet. Bear delivers a fist drop on The Loon. Bear starts to get up. Dempsey knocks Bear down with a scissor kick.

Gryphon - Face first onto the mat!

Tommy "Stats" McGillicutty - Dempsey pulls him into the corner. LSD drops an elbow... Bear rolls out of the way and LSD hits the mat. Bear stands up. Bear stomps Dempsey in the head. "The Nightmare" starts to get up. Forcer knocks "The Nightmare" down with a scissor kick. Big Dogg sets him up in the corner. Big Dogg runs to the opposite corner spins around and rushes at him. Forcer leaps into the air and delivers a big splash. "The Nightmare" hooks Forcer's arm and tosses Forcer over the top rope. Forcer lands on the ring

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Rayven Harmz - The winner of the battle royal... ENFOOORRRCERRR!!

["Ladies and Gentlemen" by Saliva plays.]

Tommy McGillicutty: Tonight has been amazing.

Gryphon: You know what Stats, for once, I agree with you. Tonight has been off the chain! We have had some outstanding matches and it shows why old-school wrestling is still around today. I mean, look at what has already happen tonight.

Tommy McGillicutty: But let's not forget to mention that Enforcer is a free agent. Which means that he can compete on both Primier and Unbound. And now he is the #1 contender for the 5 Star Championship with the fast pass to the title.

Gryphon: Either way, Five Star Wrestling maybe looking at the first ever 5 Star Champion!

Tommy McGillicutty: That's right. Look like Forcer has a mic. Let's hear from the new #1 contender!

ENFORCER: [sighs] Man, does it feel good to be back in a ring! It's been a while, a long while! I know I've been gone for a long time, and that my name doesn't mean as much as it use to before, but that changes now! It's time for a new start! It's time for me to show way I was the most feared, most domanated wrestler to ever, EVER, step through these ropes. It's time for me to take another promotion to the top, either globle or local, The Big E can do it!

Tommy McGillicutty: He has a point. Was had one of the best years in PWR-1 a few years back, and he help take them to the top where they would be at war with Great Wrestling Action, a promotion that started right here, for the top spot.

ENFORCER: So, this is Five Star Wrestling. This is Primier? This is wrestling at it's purest form? Well, this is what I like! I like to go back to the old-school ways of doing things. Who needs wepons to win? Who needs to beat the other person to a pulp with a steel chair to win a match? Not I. Not The Enforcer. All I need is these [holds up his fist]. I can do it all. Why? Because I have. And I plan on doing it all here, AGAIN! I plan on taking this company, and putting it on my sholders, and taking it to the top, where it should be. Should it be up there because of who runs it? Should it be at the top because of it's talent? Should it be up top because of me? HA! It should be up at the top because it's a new start. It will...

::::"Hell Yeah" By H-Bloxx hits on the PA system. The fans turn to the stage. The Enforcer tilts his head to the side as he awaits the person who just interupted him...:::

Gyphon: I guess some people just don't have...Oh...My...GOD!

::::Just at that time, the fans go nuts as a man with black sunglass on, wearing an button-up shirt with a crown on it, and stone-washed jeans walks out on the stage. The Enforcer starts to chuckle a little and steps back shaking his head...:::

Tommy McGillicutty: I...I can't....I can't beleive my own two eyes! Is that? Yes! YES!

Gyphon: I heard that there was some big names backstage, but I thought we already knew who they where. I would have never guess this guy!

????: Finally...Greatness has...Come to....Five. Star. Wrestling!

Tommy McGillicutty: It's Rock Roberts folks! Former GWA, ACW, and FU star!

Gyphon: Stats, just shut the hell up! We don't need you to run down his resume for us!

ROCK ROBERTS: And finally, Greatness is stareing into the eyes of none other then the man himself, Enforcer! The man who went undefeated for how long? Too damn long, that's how long! Yeah, I remeber you in PWR-1. I remeber your undefeated streak. I also remeber the pain that you brought to a whole lot of people, Forceburg!

ENFORCER: Ah, if it's none other then, what was you calling yourself the last time you step between the rope? Ah, that's right, the King Of Greatness. Oh, or are you back to your Pure F'n Greatness billing? Hell, you have changed your billing so many times, I can't remember it. Hell, I can say, I really don't remember you.

ROCK ROBERTS: Forceburg, why don't you just shut the hell up! Listen here Beaver Bitch...

ENFORCER: "Beaver Bitch"? Wow. You are still using that? What's next are you going to come out with the...

ROCK ROBERTS: It doesn't matter what Greatness is going to come out with next Ass Cock!

ENFORCER: Yeap...thought so. Why are you out here? Didn't you phase out with that F.U. promotion months ago?

ROCK ROBERS: Why is Greatness here. Greatness will tell you why he's out here. It's because of two reasons. First, there is a building around here with posters of former GWA champions and GWA greats when GWA was on top. One of those posters is of Greatness holding his first and only GWA World Championship over "Rockstar" Randy Ramon. Those day have long and gone, but they are still in Greatness' mind. Greatness wants that back. He has to have it back. Greatness needs to be back on top of the wrestling world! and inorder to do that, he must find his roots. And that goes all the way back to his indy days, and there is no other place to start then a brand new indy promotion. And two...

::::Rock Roberts starts walking down to the ring and the crowd goes nuts...:::

ROCK ROBERTS: Greatness has never stepped in the ring with the legend known as The Enforcer.

::::Rock Roberts is in the ring now...:::

ENFORCER: Ah. I see now. You want to test your luck with none other then The Big E, uh? Well, you better get ready...

ROCK ROBERTS: Oh hell no Ass Cock! You better get ready! See, the way that Greatness sees it, in order to be at the top, you have to beat the top. And right now, Greatness sees only one person at the top that he hasn't been in a match in some way with. And that person would be you! See, Greatness could take years off and try to reinvent himself, or, he could just take time off for a few months, bang a few chicks, work out for a while, and come back and whoop-up on some sorry piece of crap Ass Cock! See, Greatness has never went one-on-one with Enforcer. NEVER! You say you have done it all. Well, Greatness says the same thing. But there is one thing that nither you nor Greatness has done. And that's face the other. So, hows this? You say that you love the old-school of doing things? But you are also allowed to be on Unbound as well. So, a month from Unbound, September 17th, The Enforcer and Greatness headlines Unbound. For the first time...EVER...Pure F'n Greatness, The King of Greatness, Rock Roberts verses The Big E, The Enforcer! But it gets better! Oh yes. Not in just any old match. Not in any old hardcore match. Oh no. A match that will test your core. A match that only a great mind could come up with. A match that will see sweat. A match that will see tears. A match that...

ENFORCER: Enough! What is it? What type of match has that twisted mind of your come up with? I mean, who knows what you have thought of. Oh, let me guess. Let's put four other pieces of crap, just like you, and rip ANOTHER page out of the old broken book called GWA and have an Annihilation Chamber? Or, seeing how you like to rip other ideas off of people, how about a "Cheese Grader on a Pole" Match? What about...

ROCK ROBERTS: I swear to God Forceburg, don't make me whoop that AssCock Beaver Bitch ass early! The match that Greatness has in mind is different then you have ever seen. It's different then what these people have seen. Only Greatness has seen it. And out of everyone here in this company, only Greatness has fought in it. The ropes will be replaced with 1/4" steel chains. The turnbuckle post with be wrapped in barb-wire. The ground will be littered with weapons. And, if that's not enough to tickle your fancy, the whole ring side area will be surrounded by a 20' steel cage dome!

Tommy McGullicutty: What?

Gyphon: Sounds like my type of match!

ROCK ROBERTS: Oh, and if just that isn't hard enough to make it through, the way to win is in a whole different thing in it's self! In order to win, the other person must be bleeding!

Tommy McGullicutty: So, it's like a First Blood Match?

ROCK ROBERTS: Then, they must have be pinned for a three count. And after that, the person that has been pinned muse stay down for seven more seconds!

Gyphon: Woah! Talk about hardcore!

ROCK ROBERTS: It's called a Torture Chamber Match!

Tommy McGullicutty: That sounds like torture alright! Just think of the shape you have to be in just to be apart of that match!

Gyphon: That's why he wants it on Unbound!

ROCK ROBERTS: So, Forceburg, do you have the...uh...burgs...to step in the torture chamber with Greatness?

:::: The fans are chanting "Do It...Do it...Do it"::::

ENFORCER: I would love to sit here and talk about this so-called "match" that you have just put out, but I have a real match later tonight I have to get ready for. I'll give you an answer when I'm ready.

:::: The fans start to boo....:::

Gyphon: What? You can't be for real?

Tommy McGullicutty: I think it's a smart move on Enforcers part.

ROCK ROBERTS: Alright, that's cool. Greatness understands. So, go into the back. Put your tighty-whities on. Lace up your boots. And get ready for your "real" match with who agian? Loon? Guess it really doesn't matter. So, here, here's something else to think about...

:::: Rock Roberts slaps the face of The Enforcer! The fans go in an up roar! The Enforcer's head is tilted to the side from the slap. He slowly turns it back towards Rock Roberts and a small grin comes across his face with a chuckle behind it. He bows his head and shakes it. Then he delivers a hard slap right back across Rock Roberts' face! The fans are loving it. The two start to duke it out right there! The Enforcer starts to get the upper hand. He goes for an clothesline, but Rock Roberts ducks it, and goes to hit the "Dethroner", but The Enforcer pushes Rock Roberts away and slides out of the ring. He starts to walk up the ramp backwards, shaking his finger at Rock Roberts. Rock Roberts gets ontop of one of the turnbuckles and tells Enforcer to get back in the ring, then poses for the crowd before his music hits...:::

Tommy McGullictty: Wow, Enforcer almost got caught with the Dethroner.

Gyphon: That's Roberts at his best, playing head games. He will pick away at you through your head, where you find yourself doing nothing but thinking about Roberts. It's "vintage" Roberts.

Tommy McGullicutty: I guess we will see if it's working or not.

Gyphon: I guess so.