Genessa - The following contest is a Hardcore Four Way Match! Introducing first... accompanied to the ring by the paparazzi... hailing from Tirradyn... weighing in at 135 pounds... SAAASHAAA!!!!! ["HowLong" by Out Hud plays and Sasha heads to the ring.] Introducing next... hailing from Brooklyn, New York... weighing in at 225 pounds... JAAACK AAAMBRRROOOSE!!!!! [My Way by Frank Sinatra plays and Jack Ambrose heads to the ring.] Introducing next... hailing from Milwaukee, Wisconsin... weighing in at 238 pounds... SYZTEM!!!!! ["Don't Fake This" by Chevelle plays and Syztem heads to the ring.] And their opponent... weighing in at 130 pounds... LUUUST!!!!! [Lust heads to the ring.]

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Charles - Syztem speeds toward The One Man Brooklyn Lynch Mob. The Outsider knocks Wrestling's Savior down with a running chop block. The Outsider flips up to his feet. The Outsider pulls Brooklyn's Own upright. The Outsider taunts him. Lust bounces off the ropes and runs toward Syztem. She spears Syztem onto the mat. Lust crawls over and covers Syztem. ...1 ... The Outsider kicks out.

Charity - Syztem gets the shoulder up!

Charles - Lust gets to her feet. She stomps The Outsider in the head. Ambrose throws Lust over the top rope. Lust hits the floor. TAFKA Arn Ambrose climbs out after Lust. Jack taunts her. The One Man Brooklyn Lynch Mob locks up with Lust. He pulls her head down and slams his forearm across her back. Tirradyn's Worst Nightmare pulls a chair followed by a cheese grater, sledge hammer, and barbed wire bat from under the ring and tosses them into the ring. Tirradyn's Worst Nightmare grabs Lust and rolls Lust into the ring. Tirradyn's Worst Nightmare climbs into the ring. He climbs onto the turnbuckle and flys at Lust, but Lust moves out of the way. Lust grabs his left foot. Lust ties The One Man Brooklyn Lynch Mob into the figure four. Lust rises to her feet. Lust picks up a chair. Lust tosses the chair on top him. Lust jumps into the air and drops a leg on the chair. Lust crawls over and covers Brooklyn's Own. ...1 ... He kicks out. Lust stands up. The Gorgeous one bounces off the ropes and runs toward Lust. She goes for a clothesline. Lust ducks it and connects with a clothesline of her own. Lust applies the crossface to the beautiful Sasha.

Charity - Lust has the crossface locked on!

Charles - Lust tightens the hold...She tightens the hold...The Cover Girl escapes the hold.Lust races toward the leggy diva. Lust comes to a halt. Lust lifts the fascist fashionista up and delivers a scissor kick to the back of the head!

Charity - Face first onto the mat!

Charles - She grabs a bag full of tacks and pours them onto the mat. Lust delivers a double axe handle to the back of the supermodel. Ambrose barrels toward Lust. Brooklyn's Own clotheslines Lust, Lust goes down. Brooklyn's Own grabs a stop sign and slams it over her head.

Charity - There is an impression of her face in the steel!

Charles - He pulls Lust up. He kicks Lust. Lust grabs his leg and spins him around. Lust races toward Tirradyn's Worst Nightmare. The supermodel comes to a halt. She stomps on Wrestling's Savior. Sasha delievers the Running FameAsser, aka "The Contract" on Brooklyn's Own!!! Sasha covers Brooklyn's Own. Syztem rolls up Lust into a pin! ...1,1 ...2,2 ...3,3!!

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Genessa - The winner of this match... SAAASHAAA and.. Syztem!!!!

["HowLong" by Out Hud plays.]

Charles - They both pinned Jack and Lust at the same time!?

Charity - They had that planned the whole time!

Charles - The Divac World Order is becoming more and more of a FORCE every week in THW!

The scene fades in on a random patch or rocks in the middle of the Mojave desert, AKA the middle of nowhere. A lone car pulls into the shot and shuts its headlights off quietly. It's the cherry red charger we've all come to know and love, belonging to Adam Pyre. Pyre parks and steps out of the car. He climbs up onto one of the larger boulders and takes a lookout position. He pulls out his knocks and glances into the distance. Suddenly, a flash of light flares up about a thousand feet away. Pyre throws his binoculars down and races toward the flash of light.

Pyre covers behind a smaller rock. There, standing in the middle of a pentagram drawn in the sand, is Damon. His Nubian skin glows in the moonlight under the fishnet muscle shirt he's wearing. He has white Arabic pants with no shoes His head has recently been shaven as well. His hands are outstretched and glowing, and his eyes have lost all color and definition.

Pyre decides sitting around is not the best idea and stands up from behind the rock.

"Hey, Damon!" Pyre shouts. "What the hell are you doing?"

"I am the balance between realms. I have determined that no one side can truly been in harmony. This is why I'm initiating the dogmatic curse." Damn says without moving or turning around. His voice comes off as very monotone.

Damon steps out of the insanely large pentagram and begins to draw a cross in the middle of it.

"That'll erase existence!" Pyre says, "Only the heavenly father and Lucifer are supposed to be able to initiate it! How did you get the power?"

"I have no allegiance to either side. Therefore I have become a deity at the level of God or The Devil. This gives me the divine authority to initiate the dogmatic curse." Damon says.

"I can't let you do that. I got my own beef with the heavenly bodies but even I like existing!" Pyre says.

"I am merely completing the task that was assigned to me. This is the only way to truly achieve spiritual balance." Damon says. "you of all people should see the clarity in this. You were the one who felt so betrayed by the heavenly father. You must the the illogic in his existence. There is no true good or evil."

"I don't know who you are, but I already told you, I like living, so I'm afraid we're going to have to fight."

Pyre's hands burst into flames as his eyes begin to steam.

"You know me better than you might think." Damon says, finally turning around to face Pyre. "The soul chosen in my fusion was that of your unborn child. Adam Pyre, I am your son."

Pyre lowers his hands in shock, but Damon takes the opportunity to punch Pyre in the stomach. Damon moves so fast its as if he teleported to close the gap between himself and Pyre. Pyre doubles over.

"Adam Pyre, father, I did not wish to do this, but I cannot allow you to interrupt my task." Damon says. He kicks Pyre across the face, sending him flying into a boulder, forming a dust cloud.

A split second later a pillar of fire shoots from the cloud aimed for Damon's chest. Damon holds up a hand and splits the fire in two. Pyre leaps out from the boulder's crater and swings a flaming punch at Damon's face, but Damon catches it and slams Pyre into the ground in one fluid motion.

Pyre lifts up his hands and shoots two huge jets of fire straight into Damon's chin. Damon's head snaps back but his body stays firmly planted on the ground. He grabs Pyre's wrists and holds them together, cutting off the flow of fire from them.

"You can not stop me." Damon says, "Your power is great for a mortal, and even Demon had trouble with you, but I am a god. You simply are outmatched."

"listen, son...," Pyre says begrudgingly as Damon lifts him up so they are face to face. "If you have any ounce of my essence in you, you'd realize what a Pyre is made of. We fight for what we believe in, to the death. Sure, our beliefs might change over the years, but we'll damn sure fight whatever we believe at the time, to the fucking death!"

Pyre does a backflip, breaking Damon's hold and kicking him in the face at the same time. Damon reels back a little bit, but regains his composure quickly.

"Oh, and by the way, A Pyre's reserves go pretty damn deep!"

Pyre holds his hands together, kind of like a kamehameha actually, and shoots a huge blast of fire at Damon, which actually knocks him back. Damon has to dig his feet into the sand to keep himself from flying back. Damon puts his hands together and shoots a beam of golden light back at Pyre. Pyre plays tug of war for a little bit before dashing away and letting Damon's beam blast into the desert. Pyre leaps onto the circle of boulders as Damon chases him with his beam. Pyre pushes off the rocks and straight at Damon, and before Damon can shoot him, Pyre headbutts Damon as hard as possible. Damon falls to the ground as blood spews through his nostrils.

Pyre stands over Damon as he wipes the blood from his nose.

"I'm bleeding." Damon says, his expression never changing, "How is this possible."

"You were fused with a human soul. That makes you part human, son." Pyre says "It was the check that both Lucifer and The Heavenly Father placed just in case something like this happened. As godlike as you might be, you're not infallible. Neither one of them would ever grant you that gift. It's why their war isn't over. They can't kill each other."

"I do not understand, no one has ever bested me in a battle." Damon says, "I've fought Demons, Angels, Golgothans... none of those were able to defeat me. How is it that you, a lowly human can beat me?"

"This world would have crumbled a long ass time ago if a Dad couldn't check his boy every once in a while." Pyre says with a smile. "Now here's the deal bud, I need you to stop this erasing existence nonsense. I think it's the demonic half of your brain that's guiding you. You have to learn to control it. Use the power to your advantage. If you ever need someone to talk to, don't be afraid to talk to your old man."

Pyre begins to walk back to his car.

"You know," Damon says, "technically I am not truly your son. My existence supercedes that concept."

"Yeah I know," Pyre says, "But it's a cool plot twist, so why don't we just run with it."

Pyre jumps in his car and starts driving away. Suddenly his phone rings.

"Hello?... Oh hey Amy...how'd you get my number?... no I didn't get a letter, I'm in Mojave... wait what?!... No I can't!... why? I'm in freakin Mojave! How the hell am I supposed to get to the arena in time!... oh don't bring the uterus into this... I owe you? If anything you owe me! If only you knew what would have happened had I not checked that... no I can't tell you, it'll fuck up the time stream!... listen... listen Amy... hey... HEY!!!... stop... shhh... I'll try... no that's all I can say!... I'll try! Ok goodbye.

Genessa - The following contest is a Stable Wars Four Team Tag Match! Introducing first... at a total combined weight of 700 pounds... EXTRRREME JUUUGGAAALOOOS!!!!! [Extreme Juggalos heads to the ring.] Introducing next... at a total combined weight of 236 pounds... SUUUPERRRNOOOVAAA!!!!! [SuperNOVA heads to the ring.] Introducing next... at a total combined weight of 307 pounds... DOOOUUUBLE AAA!!!!! [Double A heads to the ring.] And their opponent... at a total combined weight of 540 pounds... FLIIIPGAAASM!!!!! [Flipgasm heads to the ring.]

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Charles - S3 taunts Flip. S3 lifts Flip up and slams Flip down. S3 grabs his left foot. S3 ties him into the figure four. S3 rises to her feet. S3 grabs Flip by the ankle. S3 stomps Flip in the groin. He escapes to ringside, S3 follows. She locks up with Flip. S3 flips Flip up and powerbombs Flip into the floor.

Charity - Powerbomb!!!

Charles - Amy Ritter taunts S3. Amy Ritter grabs S3. Amy Ritter whips S3. S3 reverses and sends Amy Ritter crashing into the ring post! S3 drops an elbow on Amy Ritter.

Charity - S3 connects with an elbow drop!

Charles - S3 stands up. S3 delivers a fist drop on her. S3 stands up. S3 lifts Amy Ritter up and delivers a scissor kick to the back of the head! They move to the aisle way. S3 kicks her. Amy Ritter grabs her leg and spins S3 around. Amy Ritter stomps S3. Amy Ritter drops an elbow on her.

Charity - She connects with an elbow drop!

Charles - Amy Ritter stands up. Amy Ritter lifts her up and delivers a scissor kick to the back of the head!

Charity - Face first onto the concrete!

Charles - She darts toward S3. Amy Ritter leaps into the air comes crashing down on top of S3. Flip drags Amy Ritter back to ringside. Flip and Amy Ritter lock up. He whips Amy Ritter into the guardrail. Amy Ritter bounces of and fall to the floor.

Charity - Amy Ritter whipped into the steel!

Charles - Flip races toward Amy Ritter. Flip comes to a halt. Amy Ritter starts to get up. Flip knocks Amy Ritter down with a scissor kick. Flip pins Amy Ritter. ...1, ...2, ...3! Amy Ritter and Adam Pyre are out! Court Jester of Hardcore taunts Flip. Master of the DDT shoves him into the ring. J climbs into the ring. J bounces off the ropes and runs toward Flip. He spears Flip onto the mat. J gets to his feet. Court Jester of Hardcore lifts him up and delivers a scissor kick to the back of the head! J drops an elbow... Flip rolls out of the way and J hits the mat. Flip stands up. Flip rolls J up for the pin. ...1 J escapes. He crawls over and covers Court Jester of Hardcore. ...1 ...2 ...3! Court Jester of Hardcore has been pinned!

Charity - First Flip took out Amy, no Tha Joka!

Charles - Sara Sanderson escapes to ringside, Flip follows. Flip shoves her into the ring. Nickasm climbs into the ring. Nickgasm locks up with Sara Sanderson. Nickgasm irishwhips Sara Sanderson into the turnbuckle, Sara stagers backwards. Nickgasm places Sara Sanderson in the Awesomission. ... ... Sara taps.

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Genessa - The winners of this match... FLIIIPGAAASM!!

The Gathering Earned 1 Point Dess World Order Earned 2 Points Divac World Order Earned 3 points Elite Earned 5 points

New Point Totals: Elite - 26 Divac World Order - 18 Gathering - 17 Dess World Order - 3

Charles - Divac World Order just moved above The Gathering, but the Elite will be hard to beat!

Genessa - The following contest is a Stable Wars Four Team Tag Match for the Tag Team Championship! Introducing first... at a total combined weight of 292 pounds... THE GAAATHERRRIIING: DAAARRRAAAIII & BRRRYN!!!!! ['Civil War' by Guns 'n Roses plays and The Gathering: Darai & Bryn heads to the ring.] Introducing next... at a total combined weight of 343 pounds... THE ELIIITE: PAAANDOOORRRAAA & WAAALLS!!!!! [The Elite: Pandora & Walls heads to the ring.] Introducing next... at a total combined weight of 596 pounds... DIIIVAAAC RRRIIIDDLE & HEAAAVY T!!!!! [Divac Riddle & Heavy T heads to the ring.] And their opponent... accompanied to the ring by A Bloodbath... at a total combined weight of 490 pounds... JEEBUUUS & THE X!!!!! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J5jbc2ZmBE plays and Jeebus & The X heads to the ring.]

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Charles - Kristopher Walls grabs Jeebster. Kristopher Walls pulls his head down and slams his forearm across his back. Kristopher Walls bounces off the ropes and runs toward Jeebusnian. Kristopher Walls leaps up and knocks him down with a high knee. Kristopher Walls stomps on Jeebusnian. Jeebs starts to get up. Kristopher Walls knocks The Juice down with a scissor kick.

Charity - Face first onto the mat!

Charles - Red taunts Kristopher Walls. Kristopher Walls throws a jab. Red slips the jab to the left. They lock up. She shoves Kristopher Walls to the mat. Red places Kristopher Walls in a single leg crab. Kristopher Walls fights the hold...Red tightens the hold...Red releases the hold after 14 seconds.Red covers him. ...1 ...2 Kristopher Walls kicks out. Red crawls over and covers Kristopher Walls. ...1 ... Kristopher Walls kicks out. The Latvian Stallion lifts Red upright. Proud Pederast punches Red, Red goes down. Jeebster puts Red in a sleeper hold. She rolls out to ringside, Proud Pederast goes after her. Jeebusphere punches her, Red blocks and connects with a punch of her own. Red stomps Proud Pederast. Red darts toward him. Red stops running. Red has Jeebusphere around the neck. Red locks Jeebusphere in a rear naked choke.

Charity - Red is cutting off his air supply!

Charles - Red gets to her feet. Divac "The Omen" Riddle and Darai move to the aisle way. The D grabs her. Agent 69 whips Red, pulls Red back and knocks Red down with a short arm clothesline. It stomps Red. The Joker King of Extreme pulls Red to her feet. He throws a fireball. Red moves to dodge it.

Charity - Where did that come from!?

Charles - Divac "The Omen" Riddle and Darai move toward the ring. Red rolls into the ring. Drago climbs in after Red. Divac swings a chair at Darai but misses and hits The X with the chair. Divac dives on The X for the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3! The X and Jeebus are out of the match!

Charity - What's that? Jeebus picks up Divac and hits him with the Pederest Cure! Darai pins Divac! ..1 ..2 ..3!!! Divac and Heavy T are out!

Charles - Divac gets back up with the chiar. He swings it at Jeebus but Jeebus ducks. It's going to hit The X again, but this time The X ducks as well. The chair smacks Pandora across the face! Pandora falls down to the mat. She's been knocked out!

Charity - Pandora has been KOed by a chairshot!!! Walls is checking on Pandora, but she is knocked out. Walls picks her up and leave the ring with her!

Walls - Help! We need some help out here!

Charles - **Walls is trying to get Pandora some medical attention! She is hurt, and hurt bad!!*

DING DING DING!

Charles - The Elite just got counted out!

Genessa - The winners of this match... and still Tag Team Champion... THE GAAATHERRRIIING: DAAARRRAAAIII & BRRRYN!!

['Civil War' by Guns 'n Roses plays.]

Dess World Order Earned 1 point Divac World Order Earned 2 points Elite Earned 3 points The Gathering Earned 5 points

New Point Totals: Elite - 29 Gathering - 22 Divac World Order - 20 Dess World Order - 4

Charles - The Gathering just moved back up above the Divac World Order, but The Elite ends up winning THW Stable Wars 2008!

Charity - The Gathering started out in the lead, and The Elite came from behind to come on strong in the last couple of weeks! The battle for second place between the Divac World Order and The Ghatering was extreme! I don' t think we have seen the last of that!

Titan Tron turns on.

The Letters HH Show up on the screen.

5....4.....3....2...1! Beep!

Man in car: I can't believe we just did that.

Betsy: BAAAA!

Man in Car: Yes! Yes, I have a job for you in my company.

Betsy: BAAA!

Man in Car: I will appoint you heard of Sanitation on all of Michigan. Its a comfy job. Sit back and collect cash.

Betsy: BAAAA!

Man in Car: I will see you in Michigan in three weeks.

The man kick Betsy out the moving car. Betsy tucks and rolls.

Betsy: BAAAA.

Betsy starts to head out. She decides to head north. A sign she passes says DWO and point up, THW and points left, ICW and points right.

Divac, add this or you are fired.

Later Ritter

Genessa - The following contest is a Hardcore Singles Match for the THW Championship! Introducing first... hailing from Avalon... weighing in at 185 pounds... PUUUCK!!!!! [Nightwish - Elven Path plays and Puck heads to the ring.] And his opponent... hailing from Parts Unknown ... weighing in at 120 pounds... DEAAATHKIIISS!!!!! [Evanescence - Lacrymosa plays and Deathkiss heads to the ring.]

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Charles - The Trickster taunts Deathkiss. The elf punches her, she goes down. The Trickster pulls her upright to her feet. The elf climbs onto the turnbuckle and connects with a flying clothesline on Deathkiss, they go down.

Charity - The elf connects with a high risk maneuver!

Charles - The Trickster crawls over and covers her. ...1 ... She kicks out.

Charity - Deathkiss gets the shoulder up!

Charles - The elf flips up to his feet. He applies a sleeper hold to Deathkiss. Deathkiss fights to his feet. Deathkiss delivers a chin buster to the Trickster. He goes down. Deathkiss darts toward the Trickster. Deathkiss drops a knee on the elf.

Charity - That's gotta hurt!

Charles - Deathkiss climbs to her feet. Deathkiss drops an elbow... The elf rolls out of the way and Deathkiss hits the mat. The elf stands up. The elf bounces off the ropes and runs toward Deathkiss. The elf leaps into the air. Deathkiss rolls out of the way. The elf crashes into the mat. Deathkiss pulls the elf upright. Deathkiss bounces off the ropes and runs toward the elf. Deathkiss delivers a bulldog on the elf.

Charity - That will knock a few teeth out.

Charles - Deathkiss crawls over and covers the elf. ...1 ... He kicks out.

Charity - The elf gets the shoulder up!

Charles - Deathkiss climbs to her feet. Deathkiss applies a sleeper hold to the elf. The Trickster fights to his feet. The Trickster delivers a chin buster to Deathkiss. Deathkiss goes down. The Trickster drags Deathkiss across the ring. The Trickster throws Deathkiss over the top rope. Deathkiss hits the floor. He climbs out after Deathkiss. The elf delivers a chop to her chest.

Charity - Hard chop by Deathkiss!

Charles - The Trickster kicks Deathkiss in the mid section. The Trickster picks up the ring steps and slams them into her back. The elf stomps Deathkiss. The elf grabs a stop sign. The elf swings at her. Deathkiss trips the Trickster and the elf falls face first onto the stop sign. Deathkiss bolts toward the Trickster. Deathkiss lands a running knee drop on the elf.

Charity - That's gotta hurt!

Charles - Deathkiss flips to a standing position.

Charity - Deathkiss is back up.

Charles - She drops a fist on the elf, the elf rolls out of the way. Deathkiss hits the floor. The elf stands up. The elf stomps Deathkiss. The elf grabs a cheese grater. The elf grabs her head and grinds the cheese grater into her face. The elf pulls her to her feet. The elf connects with a fist to her head. He kicks Deathkiss. Deathkiss grabs his leg and spins the Trickster around. Deathkiss throws a trash can full of weapons into the ring. The elf climbs into the ring. Deathkiss climbs into the ring. Deathkiss grabs a bag full of tacks and pours them onto the mat. Deathkiss stomps on him. Deathkiss grabs a cheese grater. Deathkiss rakes it across his back. She rolls the elf up for the pin. ...1 the Trickster escapes. Deathkiss stands up. Deathkiss elbow drops the elf. Deathkiss flips up to her feet. The elf flips to a standing position. The Trickster bounces off the ropes and runs toward Deathkiss. The elf delievers the Flying Dropkick on Deathkiss!!! The elf covers Deathkiss. ...1 ...2 ...3

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Genessa - The winner of this match... and still THW Champion... PUUUCK!!

[Nightwish - Elven Path plays.]