Genessa - The following contest is a Hardcore Elimination Match for the Underworld Title! All 10 participants are in the ring.

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Charles - Nickgasm bounces off the ropes and runs toward The Juice. Showtime attempt the bulldog. The Latvian Stallion pushes him past and slams him back first to the mat. The Jeebmeister bounces off the ropes and runs toward Showtime. He drops a knee on Nickgasm. Jeebs gets to his feet. Proud Pederast runs toward him. The Jeebmeister comes to a stop. Proud Pederast lifts Nickgasm up. Kristopher Walls bounces off the ropes and runs toward Jeebusphere. Kristopher Walls bulldogs The Jeebster. Kristopher Walls gets to his feet. Kristopher Walls lifts Jeebusnian up and delivers a scissor kick to the back of the head!

Charity - Face first onto the mat!

Charles - He bounces off the ropes and runs toward Jeebs. Kristopher Walls comes to a stop. The Jeebster starts to get up. He knocks Jeebusphere down with a scissor kick.

Charity - Face first onto the mat!

Charles - The King of Freaks bounces off the ropes and runs toward Kristopher Walls. The King of Freaks stops running. The King of Freaks connects with a left jab on him. The King of Freaks rakes his back. The King of Freaks connects with a fist to his head. The King of Freaks takes Kristopher Walls to the ropes. The King of Freaks grabs his legs and trys to dump Kristopher Walls out of the ring. He breaks loose and falls to the mat. Sasha the Slapper drops a fist on The King of Freaks. Sasha the Slapper rises to her feet. Sasha the Slapper backs him up into the corner. Nickgasm runs over and smashes a glass pitcher over Adam Pyre's head. Nickgasm pins Pyre. One.. Two.. THREE!!

Adam Pyre was eliminated

Charity - 9 remain.

Charles - Blake drags The King of Freaks into the corner. He stomps on The King of Freaks. Blake barrels toward The King of Freaks. He puts on the breaks. He grabs The King of Freaks around the head. He applies a rear naked choke on The King of Freaks. Heavy T lifts Blake up. Heavy T kicks him. Blake grabs his leg and spins Heavy T around. Blake pulls Heavy T up. Blake punches Heavy T, Heavy T goes down. Blake pulls Heavy T into the corner. Blake sets him up in the corner. Blake runs to the opposite corner spins around and rushes at him. Blake leaps into the air and delivers a big splash. He runs toward Heavy T. He comes to a halt. Sasha the Slapper stomps Jeebusnian in the head. Sasha the Slapper pulls The Jeebmeister upright. Proud Pederast hooks Sasha the Slapper's arm and tosses her over the top rope. Sasha the Slapper lands on the ring apron. Sasha springboards into the ring with a drop kick on Jeebus. Nickgasm runs over and covers Jeebus. One.. Two.. THREE!!

Jeebus was eliminated

Charity - 8 left to go. And Nickgasm just stole two wins from Sasha..

Charles - The Desstroyer tosses Showtime out over the top rope. Showtime grabs onto the second rope and slides back into the ring. The Desstroyer speeds toward Nickgasm. The Desstroyer lands a running knee drop on him. The Desstroyer rises to his feet. The Desstroyer bounces off the ropes and runs toward Showtime. Sasha the Slapper barrels toward The Desstroyer. Sasha the Slapper comes to a stop. Sasha the Slapper hiptosses The Desstroyer sending The Desstroyer down.

Charity - There's not much give in the mat.

Charles - She delivers a fist drop on The Desstroyer. Sasha the Slapper rises to her feet. Kristopher Walls climbs the turnbuckle, flys, and takes Sasha the Slapper down with a clothesline. Kristopher Walls rises to his feet. Kristopher Walls drops an elbow on Sasha the Slapper. Kristopher Walls gets to his feet. Kristopher Walls drags Sasha the Slapper into the corner. The Desstroyer locks his fists and slams them into the Kristopher Walls's back. The Desstroyer connects with a kick to Kristopher Walls. Kristopher Walls blocks the chop by The Desstroyer and delivers a chop of his own. Deathkiss starts to get up. Heavy T knocks Deathkiss down with a scissor kick. Heavy T stomps her. Heavy T picks her up and drops Deathkiss down with a T-Driver. Heavy T pins Deathkiss. One.. Two.. THREE!!

Deathkiss was eliminated

Charity - 7 left to go.

Charles - The Desstroyer stomps Showtime. The Desstroyer drags him across the ring. The Desstroyer sets Nickgasm up in the corner. The Desstroyer runs to the opposite corner spins around and rushes at Nickgasm. The Desstroyer leaps into the air and delivers a big splash. The Desstroyer bounces off the ropes and runs toward Nickgasm. The Desstroyer lands a running knee drop on Showtime. The Desstroyer rises to his feet. The Desstroyer sets Showtime up in the corner. The Desstroyer runs to the opposite corner spins around and rushes at Showtime. The Desstroyer leaps into the air and... Showtime moves out of the way. The Desstroyer goes down to the mat. Nickgasm bounces off the ropes and runs toward The Desstroyer. Nickgasm stops running. He pulls The Desstroyer to his feet. Nickgasm takes him to the ropes. Nickgasm grabs his legs and trys to dump him out of the ring. The Desstroyer breaks loose and falls to the mat. Showtime stomps him. Showtime barrels toward The Desstroyer. Showtime stops running. He lifts The Desstroyer up and delivers a scissor kick to the back of the head!

Charity - He connects with a high risk maneuver!

Charles - The Desstroyer punches The Desstroyer in the head.

Charity - What the hell is Dess doing?!?

Dess knocks himself out. Heavy T pins Dess. One.. Two.. Three!!!

The Desstroyer was eliminated

Charity - 6 left to go.

Charles - The Desstroyer tosses Heavy T out over the top rope. Heavy T grabs onto the second rope and slides back into the ring. The Desstroyer barrels toward him. The Desstroyer comes to a halt. He bounces off the ropes and runs toward Heavy T. The Desstroyer drops a knee on him.

Charity - Does Dess know he's out of the match?

Charles - Sasha the Slapper flys at Pammie and connects with a high cross body. Sasha the Slapper rises to her feet. Sasha the Slapper tosses the Heroine of hurtin out to the floor. Sasha leaps off the ring apron and slashes Pam at ringside. Sasha pins Pam. One.. Two.. THREE!!

Pamela Hurt was eliminated

Charity - 5 left to go. Nick didn't steal the win this time. Hardcore match, pins count anywhere. We are halfway home in this match!

Charles - Blake sets Nickgasm up in the corner. Blake runs to the opposite corner spins around and rushes at Nickgasm. Blake leaps into the air and... Showtime moves out of the way. Blake goes down to the mat. Showtime barrels toward Blake. Showtime comes to a stop. Nickgasm bounces off the ropes and runs toward Blake. Nickgasm slows to a stop. Showtime pulls Blake up. Nickgasm punches Blake, Blake goes down.

Charity - Punches like that really wear you down.

Charles - Sasha the Slapper rakes his back. Nickgasm climbs onto the turnbuckle and connects with a flying clothesline on Heavy T, The Nickgasm and Heavy T go down. Nickgasm stands up. Nickgasm gives Heavy T a T-Bone Suplex and pins him. One.. Two.. THREE!!

Heavy T was eliminated

Charity - 4 are left in the ring.

Charles - Sasha the Slapper locks her fists and slams them into the Kristopher Walls's back. Blake locks up with Nickgasm. Blake irishwhips Nickgasm into the ropes, he bounces off the ropes. Sasha takes Nickgasm down with a kick to the neck. Sasha pins Nickgasm. One.. Two.. THREE!!

The Nickgasm was eliminated

Charity - 3 remain. Now Sasha doesn't have to worry about Nickgasm stealing her pins. Blake, Walls, or Sasha will be the Underworld Champion!*

Charles - Blake taunts Sasha the Slapper. Blake delivers two chops to her chest.

Charity - Ouch!

Charles - Sasha the Slapper climbs onto the turnbuckle and connects with a flying clothesline on Blake, Sasha Kovalenko and Blake go down.

Charity - Sasha the Slapper connects with a high risk maneuver!

Charles - Sasha the Slapper gets to her feet. Blake bolts toward Sasha the Slapper. Blake nails her with a running knee kick to the head. Sasha the Slapper goes down hard. Walls grabs Blake and tosses him down to the mat. Walls pins Sasha. One.. Two.. THREE!!

Sasha Kovalenko was eliminated

Charity - 2 are left in the ring. Blake or Walls!!

Charles - Kristopher Walls sets Blake up in the corner. Kristopher Walls runs to the opposite corner spins around and rushes at Blake. Kristopher Walls leaps into the air and delivers a big splash. Kristopher Walls pulls Blake into the corner. Kristopher Walls with another splash. Blake stagers out of the corner and Walls takes him down with a TowerBomb! Walls pins Blake. One.. Two.. THREE!!

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Genessa - The winner of the Hardcore Match... and new Underworld Champion... KRRRIIISTOOOPHERRR WAAALLS!!

Puck comes down to the ring after the Underworld Title match.

Puck - Ok, I think we all know what time it is. You see, last week Deathkiss tried to paint me into a corner with some crazy stipulations on our match. It backfired and bit her in the ass, now she's going to get smacked in the ass. So Deathkiss, come on down.

Puck waits for a few minutes. Deathkiss's music comes on and she makes her way down to the ring.

Deathkiss - I don't think you want to do this Puck. This could be very bad for you.

Puck - I don't know.. what do you guys think? Do I want to do this?

The fans cheer.

Puck - Yeah, I think I'm going to do this.

Amy Ritter comes down to the ring with a box. Amy is dressed in a cheerleader costume since her match is coming up next. She slides a table into the ring. Puck sets up the table and Amy puts the box on the table.

Deathkiss - What the hell is this?

Puck - Say hello to my lovely assistant.

Amy opens the box and pulls out some handcuffs.

Amy - You're not going anywhere.

Amy and Puck handcuff Deathkiss to the ropes, facing away from them. Amy holds up a ball gag. Puck shakes his head.

Puck - I want to hear what she has to say about this.

Amy shrugs and walks over to Deathkiss. She pulls up Deathkiss's dress. Puck holds up his hand in the air to show the fans and then brings it down on Deathkiss's ass with a SMACK.

Deathkiss - Ouch!

SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!

Deathkiss - What the hell are you doing?!?

Puck - You never said how many times I got to spank you really.. so we should just do like ten, right?

SMACK! SMACK!

Deathkiss- Puck..

SMACK!

Deathkiss - You..

SMACK!

Deathkiss - Are going..

SMACK!

Deathkiss- To PAY!

SMACK!!!

Genessa - The following contest is a Match 3 in the Best of Seven Sins Series: "Lust"! Introducing first... hailing from Wolf Lake, MI... weighing in at 127 pounds... AAAMY RRRIIITTERRR!!!!! [Until it Sleeps - Metallica plays and Amy Ritter heads to the ring.] And her opponent... accompanied to the ring by Nick Ridicule... hailing from Battle Creek, Michigan... weighing in at 112 pounds... PAAANDOOORRRAAA RRRIIITTERRR!!!!! [GLAMOROUS by Fergie plays and Pandora Ritter heads to the ring.]

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Charles - Pandora Ritter runs toward Amy Ritter. She knocks Amy Ritter down with a running chop block. Pandora Ritter climbs to her feet. Pandora Ritter speeds toward Amy Ritter. Pandora Ritter drops a knee on Amy Ritter. Pandora Ritter crawls over and covers Amy Ritter. ...1 ... Amy Ritter kicks out.

Charity - Amy Ritter gets the shoulder up!

Charles - Pandora Ritter stands up. Pandora Ritter rolls Amy Ritter up for the pin. ...1 Amy Ritter escapes. Pandora Ritter crawls over and covers her. ...1 ... Amy Ritter kicks out. Pandora Ritter gets to her feet. Pandora Ritter throws her over the top rope. Amy Ritter hits the floor. Pandora Ritter climbs out after her. Back hand strike by Pandora Ritter.

Charity - Powerful punch by Pandora Ritter!!!

Charles - Pandora Ritter slaps Amy Ritter. Pandora Ritter speeds toward her. Pandora Ritter grabs the her head and drives it to the floor. Pandora Ritter climbs to her feet. Amy Ritter starts to get up. Pandora Ritter knocks Amy Ritter down with a scissor kick. She pulls a trashcan full of weapons from under the ring. She tosses the weapons into the ring. She shoves Amy Ritter into the ring. Pandora Ritter climbs into the ring. She bounces off the ropes and runs toward Amy Ritter. Pandora Ritter goes for a clothesline. Amy Ritter ducks it and connects with a clothesline of her own. Amy Ritter reaches into the trash can and grabs a bag full of tacks. Amy Ritter pours the tacks onto the mat. Amy Ritter darts toward Pandora Ritter. Amy Ritter jumps into the air and splashes stomach first onto Pandora Ritter. Amy Ritter jumps up to her feet. Amy Ritter barrels toward Pandora Ritter. Amy Ritter jumps into the air and splashes stomach first onto Pandora Ritter. Amy Ritter flips up to her feet. Pandora Ritter jumps up to her feet. Pandora Ritter slaps Amy Ritter. Pandora Ritter delievers the Not another bitch slap on Amy Ritter!!! Pandora yanks off Amy's Cheerleader costume, leaving Amy standing in her bra and panty set!

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Genessa - The winner of this match... and still Hardcore Champion... PAAANDOOORRRAAA RRRIIITTERRR!!

[GLAMOROUS by Fergie plays.]

Dess Dess Dess World Order. 4 Real! Plays over the loudspeaker as The X, Tha Joka, and Dess come down to the ring.

Dess - Hey... Yo. It's me, it's me.. Da Dess guy.

Dess throws a toothpick at the camera.

Dess - I'm here with Big Xey..

X holds up the heavy metal horns.

Dess - And Joka-Pac.

Joka spazes out and starts crotch chopping like forty times in 60 seconds.

Dess - And we are taking a little survey. Did ya'll come here to see.. thedivacworldorder?

The fans boo.

Dess - OR! OR! Did you come to see.. The DESS.. WORLD.. ORDER!!

The fans cheer.

Dess - And we got ourselves a new member. BIG MAN! Come on down!

Soviet Russia Music plays as Rasputin Riddle comes down to the ring.

The X - So, as the newest member of the Dess World Order, what do ya got to say for yourself?!?

The X, Joka, and Dess lean in close as Rasputin takes the mic.

Rasputin Riddle - Dess World Order. 4 Real.

The X, Joka, Dess, and Rasputin all start high fiving. All of the sudden, Divac and Heavy T come out on the entrance ramp.

Divac - That's all very amusing and all.. you taught him to say something that's not in horribly broken English..

Dess - We taught him, and we can teach you too! Maybe.. I don't know, you might not be able to handle the English language like the rest of us can.. but then again there is not to much you can handle. Must be genetic, because last night your mom couldn't handle the Dessticular Hammer that I was pou..

Divac - SHUT UP! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! You are not the only stable in town with a new member. You see, you may have gotten the ugliest person in THW to join you but the Divac World Order has the hottest person in THW to join us..

Dess - Lies! I never joined your stable..

The X - Hey, I think he was talking about me.

Tha Joke - You think he was talking about me?

Dess and The X look at Joka.

The X & Dess - Naa..

Divac - SHUT UP! You are ruining everything!!! Say hello to the newest member of the Divac World Order.. from the Ukraine..

The X - Ukraine is NOT weak!!!

Divac - SHUT UP!!! Here she is.. Sasha Kovalenko!!!

Dess - What's up with all these freaking Russianish people in THW?!?

Charles - Both the DWO and the DWO.. er.. DessWO and DivacWO have been beefing up their rosters over the last few weeks. These two stable are headed for a head on collision!!!

Genessa - The following contest is a Ladder Match for the Tag Team Championship! Introducing first... at a total combined weight of 292 pounds... THE GAAATHERRRIIING: DAAARRRAAAIII & BRRRYN!!!!! ['Civil War' by Guns 'n Roses plays and The Gathering: Darai & Bryn heads to the ring.] Introducing next... at a total combined weight of 681 pounds... DAAA WAAARRRRRRIIIOOORRRS!!!!! [Christina Aguilera - Fighter plays and Da Warriors heads to the ring.] Introducing next... at a total combined weight of 420 pounds... JEEBUUUS & THE GRRREY X!!!!! [Control Of Your Body by Matt Berry plays and Jeebus & The Grey X heads to the ring.] And their opponent... at a total combined weight of 236 pounds... SUUUPERRRNOOOVAAA!!!!! [SuperNOVA heads to the ring.]

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Charles - The Mother Fuckin' Grey X slaps Bryn. The Anal Prober bounces off the ropes and runs toward her. The Mother Fuckin' Grey X comes to a halt. The Anal Prober tosses Bryn to ringside. The Anal Prober climbs to ringside. He punches Bryn, Bryn goes down. The Anal Prober grabs a chair and places it on the floor under her head. The Anal Prober grabs a second chair and smashes her head between the two chairs. The Hawaiian sensation races toward The Anal Prober. The Hawaiian Firefly goes for a clothesline. The Mother Fuckin' Grey X ducks it and connects with a clothesline of his own. The King of the Universe grabs a stop sign. The King of the Universe swings at The Hawaiian sensation. The Hawaiian sensation trips The Anal Prober and The King of the Universe falls face first onto the stop sign. The Hawaiian sensation stomps The Mother Fuckin' Grey X. The Hawaiian sensation grabs a stop sign and slams it over his head. Emperor Grey rolls into the ring, she climbs in after him. She connects with a right jab on Emperor Grey.

Charity - Powerful punch by The Hawaiian sensation!!!

Charles - The Hawaiian Firefly rakes his back.

Charity - Rake to the back by The Hawaiian sensation.

Charles - The Hawaiian sensation bounces off the ropes and runs toward him. Da Baddest tosses The Hawaiian Firefly to ringside. Da Baddest climbs to ringside. Da Kid grabs The Hawaiian Firefly. Da Baddest sends The Hawaiian sensation flying into the steps. Da Baddest grabs a chair. Da Baddest lays the chair across The Hawaiian sensation's face. Da Baddest drops a knee onto the chair. Da Baddest climbs to his feet. Da Baddest shoves The Hawaiian sensation into the ring. Da Baddest taunts The Hawaiian Firefly. Da Baddest barrels toward The Hawaiian sensation. Da Baddest leaps up and knocks her down with a high knee. Da Baddest throws a jab. Bryn slips the jab to the left. Bryn strikes Da Baddest with a slash kick. Bryn races toward him. Bryn puts on the breaks. Bryn strikes Da Baddest with a knee kick. The Hawaiian sensation tosses Bryn to ringside. The Hawaiian sensation climbs to ringside. The Hawaiian sensation shoves the ladder into the ring. The Hawaiian Firefly and Bryn move into the ring. Bryn connects with several chops to Da Baddest. She locks up with Da Baddest. Bryn delivers the Reality Check (superkick)! Bryn climbs the ladder. Bryn grabs the championship!

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Genessa - The winners of this match... and still Tag Team Champion... THE GAAATHERRRIIING: DAAARRRAAAIII & BRRRYN!!

['Civil War' by Guns 'n Roses plays.]

A man in a suit comes down to the ring.

Charles - What is this all about?

Man - I represent the federal government. In association with the Dragondale Athletic Commission, I am here to mandate that THW fall in compliance with the newly drafted Dargondale Athletic Responsibility Edict, or D.A.R.E. This Edict is a Health and Wellness Policy that demands that all THW wrestlers fall in compliance with certain health guidelines including but not limited to being drug free and maintaining a certain level of physical fitness.

Charles - Since when did we have this?

Man - Starting next week we will be randomly checking the roster to see if THW is in compliance with D.A.R.E. The first names we have randomly picked are Jeebus, The X, Nickgasm, and Rasputin Riddle.

Charles - Random he says?

Man - You are all charged with having a physical this week at Bloothbath and submitting a urine sample to our special agent embedded inside the THW roster, Sara Sanderson.

Charity - I have a bad feeling about this..

Genessa - The following contest is a Road to Gold Latvian Cell Match for the THW Championship! Introducing first... accompanied to the ring by Kelly Atwood... hailing from Riga, Latvia... weighing in at 326 pounds... DIIIVAAAC "THE OOOMEN" RRRIIIDDLE!!!!! [He's a Pirate - Tielos plays and Divac "The Omen" Riddle heads to the ring.] Introducing next... accompanied to the ring by Tear... hailing from Kalamazoo, Mi... weighing in at 240 pounds... THE X!!!!! [Here Comes the Pain by Slayer plays and The X heads to the ring.] And their opponent... hailing from Avalon... weighing in at 185 pounds... PUUUCK!!!!! [Nightwish - Elven Path plays and Puck heads to the ring.]

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Charles - Lord X taunts the Trickster. The King of Extreme races toward him. He attempt the bulldog. The elf pushes The Man of 101 Nicknames past and slams The Man of 101 Nicknames back first to the mat. The elf throws The Icon of Icons out of the ring and climbs to the floor. Puck bolts toward The. The Trickster goes for a clothesline. The King of the Universe ducks it and connects with a clothesline of his own. Runs toward the elf. The stops running. He grabs a stop sign. He swings at the elf. The elf trips him and he falls face first onto the stop sign. Puck and The X climb into the ring. The elf grabs him. The Trickster knocks The King of Extreme to the mat. The Trickster drags The Clown Prince of Hardcore into the corner. He races toward The Clown Prince of Hardcore. The Trickster jumps into the air and splashes stomach first onto The King of the Universe. The Blunt Commander lifts the elf up. Anti-Jeebus climbs the turnbuckle, flys, and takes the elf down with a clothesline. The Soviet Bear crawls over and covers him. ...1 ... He kicks out. It stands up. Lord D elbow drops him. The Hardcore Legend gets to his feet. The Soviet Bear throws the elf over the top rope onto the floor! The Soviet Bear climbs out of the ring. The Joker King of Extreme connects with a left jab on the elf.

Charity - Powerful punch by The D!!!

Charles - Carries Emperor D out the door of the cell. The X charges toward Mr. Extreme. Lord X slows to a stop. The Man of 101 Nicknames rakes his back. Mr. Hardcore punches at Wallaby Hunter, he blocks the punch and knocks The Man of 101 Nicknames down. Mr. Extreme lifts The King of the Universe up and delivers a scissor kick to the back of the head!

Charity - Face first onto the floor!

Charles - He lifts The Extreme Icon up. He rakes his back. The Lord of Hardcore sprays a red mist in his eyes. Anti-Jeebus grabs his head and delivers a neckbreaker.

Charity - The Soviet Bear snaps his neck!!

Charles - The elf drops a fist on The Joker King of Extreme, The Soviet Bear rolls out of the way. The Trickster hits the floor. The Soviet Bear stands up. Mr. D elbow drops the Trickster. The Joker King of Extreme gets to his feet. Mr. D pulls the Trickster inside the cell. Emperor D grabs a stop sign and slams it over his head.

Charity - There is an impression of his face in the steel!

Charles - It lifts the Trickster up and delivers a scissor kick to the back of the head! The Soviet Bear grabs the elf by the ankle. The Soviet Bear kicks the elf in the groin. Drago grabs a chair. Drago lays the chair across the elf's face. The D jumps into the air. He rolls out of the way. Drago lands hard on the chair. The elf stands up. Puck and Divac "The Omen" Riddle climb into the ring. The Trickster bolts toward him. The elf knocks The Guy of Infinite down with a running chop block. The Trickster jumps up to his feet.

Charity - The Trickster is back up.

Charles - The elf drops a fist on him. The elf stands up. Agent 69 escapes to ringside, the Trickster follows. Emperor X shoves the elf into the ring. The Extreme Icon climbs into the ring. The elf darts toward The. The Trickster grabs his head and smashes it face first into the mat. The elf delivers the Flying Dropkick on The King of the Universe!!! Puck gets up and takes Divac down with a Flying Dropkick. Puck rolls up Divac Riddle. ...1 ...2 ...3

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Genessa - The winner of this match... and new THW Champion... PUUUCK!!

[Nightwish - Elven Path plays.]

After the match, cops come out and surround Puck. They take the belt and set it on the announce table, then handcuff Puck.

Charles - What the hell?

Deathkiss - I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WOULD PAY PUCK!

Charity - One of the best moments in Puck's career is followed up by what has to be one of the most humiliating!

The cops lead Puck out of the arena as the fans boo.

Charles - Fans.. what is going to happen next? I have no idea.. tune in to Bloodbath and find out!!!