Divac Riddle, Rasputin Riddle, Natasha Riddle, and Da Kid come down to the ring.

Divac Riddle - This event is pure and simple a mockery. It's a joke. You see, it is supposed to be Divac Riddle vs. Dess one on one for the World Title. That's what I was promised and that's what I expected to happen. But of course THW management want to hold down the DWO. They want to contain the DWO. You can't contain the DWO. DWO will rule you all. And the DWO is not leaving this ring until I get my one on one title shot.

Divac sets up a chair and sits in the middle of the ring. After about three minutes of the fans booing, Dess comes out on the ramp and they start cheering.

Dess - Divac, why don't you take a minute and think about someone other than yourself. You know, what about Jeebus? What about Puck? What about their title shots? You always want to whine and complain about THW holding you back. The only person holding Divac back.. Is Divac. I'm sick of your whining and crying so to get you to shut the hell up, I'm going to fight you one on one right now. And after I beat you, I'm still going to give Puck and Jeebus their shot because that's the kind of man that I am.

Dess drops the mic and takes off his t-shirt as he comes down to the ring with the World Title. Divac is ready for him.

Divac - One more thing.. If I win, then you can never fight me one on one when I have the world title.

Dess - Are you kidding me? I love that stipulation. Add it in!

Charity - World Title match.. Right here? Right now?!?

Charles - Unannounced, unscheduled, world title match to start off the show!!! Fans, if you bought this PPV you are in for a treat, if you know anyone who didn't order it, now is a good time to call them up and let them know what they are missing!!!

Dess gets in the ring and the ref signals for the bell!!! Dess and Divac look at each other for a minute and then rush right in at each other!! Divac ducks behind Dess and hits him from behind with a clothesline. Dess goes down to one knee. Divac punches Dess across the back. Dess doesn't go down to the mat. Dess gets up and turns around, punching Divac and causing Divac to stager back.

Charity - These two are getting very physical right off the bat.

Charles - Heavy blows being thrown by both me!

Divac charges Dess and finally takes Dess off his feet with a shoulder block. Divac grabs Dess by the hair and pulls him up to a standing position. Divac grabs Dess and goes to lift him up like a spinebuster move, but Dess grabs Divac's head and falls back with a DDT on Divac too the mat. Dess attempts to lock in the Suicycle, but Divac quickly wiggles to the ropes and grabs the bottom rope.

Charity - Divac didn't want any part of that move!!!

Dess lets go of Divac and then moves away from Divac. The ref is checking on Divac as he gets to his feet. Divac shoves the ref aside and surprises Dess with a punch to the side of the head. Dess is staggered and Divac continues the assault with a pair of elbow blows to Dess's head. Divac gives Dess a jaw buster that sends Dess to the mat. Divac stands up and raises his arms in the air as the fans boo.

Charity - He should really just stay on Dess and not worry about the fans so much.

As Divac is yelling at some ringside fans, Dess grabs Divac's leg and rolls him up into a small package. One.. Two.. Th.. Divac kicks out!

Charity - See?

Divac quickly get to his feet. Dess is up too and they lock up in the middle of the ring. Dess tosses Divac to the ropes and then hits him with a belly-to-belly suplex. Dess points at the fans and they cheer loudly. Dess picks up Divac and tosses him at the ropes again. Divac manages to grab the ropes and doesn't come bouncing off towards Dess. Dess rushes in at Divac, who ducks under and then rolls up Dess! One.. Two.. Thr.. Dess kicks out!

Charity - Both men have a near fall pin so far..

Divac pins Dess again and holds the tights. One.. Two.. Dess kicks out.

Charles - He had a handful of tights that time!

Charity - Divac is cheating!

Divac pins Dess again and this time Divac's feet are on the ropes. One.. Two.. Th.. Dess kicks out.

Charity - He cheated again!!

Divac rolls off of Dess and sets up and waits for Dess to stand up. As Dess get up, Divac charges in at Dess with a tackle or spear, but Dess moves out of the way and Divac crashes into the turnbuckle. Divac stagers backwards out of the corner. Dess grabs Divac and gives him a reverse vertical suplex into the center of the ring. Dess picks up Divac and gives him a backbreaker. Dess moves Divac towards the turnbuckle. Dess climbs on the top rope and plays to the fans before leaping off and crushing Divac with a frog splash. Dess pins Divac. One.. Two.. Da Kid grabs Divac's leg and puts it on the bottom rope, then points it out to the ref.

Charity - Divac is cheating, the DWO are at ringside.. How is Dess going to survive this?

Dess gets up and starts yelling at Da Kid and Natasha Riddle. The ref is also telling Da Kid, Natasha, and Rasputin to stay away from the ring. As he's doing that, The Red Spy and the Green Spy roll out from under the ring and get in the ring. Dess turns around and gets a double team super kick to the head! Dess falls to the mat. The Spys roll out of the ring as Divac grabs the ref and makes him turn around and look at Dess on the mat. Divac covers Dess.

Charity - Not like this!

One.. Two.. THREE!!!

Charles - Are you serious?!?

Da Kid, Rasputin Riddle, Natasha Riddle, The Red Spy, and The Green Spy all get in the ring and celebrate with Divac Riddle.

Charles - What did we just witness?!? What did we just see?!? I do not believe it!

Charity - And now, it's time for the Kitsuseiga Ten Person Battle Royal Rumble!!

Charles - Deathkiss is coming out as the first person in the match.

Charity - And the second person out is going to be..

I'm not okay by My Chemical Romance plays

Charles - Sara Hurt..

Charity - This should be interesting.

Sara and Deathkiss just stand in the ring looking at each other. They turn and look up the entrance ramp.

Charity - They were the first two out, and they are teaming up.

Charles - Nobody should be surprised by this. The luck of the draw for Deathkiss and Sara is going to be unlucky for everyone else. It's going to be two vs. one!

"Hells Belles" by AC/DC plays.

Charity - That's the new girl, Julie Valentine.

Charles - Lets see if she can make a good impression.

Julie runs down to the ring and slides in. Before she can stand up, Deathkiss and Sara Hurt are stomping on her.

Charity - They didn't even let her get into the ring!

Deathkiss whips Julie to the ropes. Sara and Deathkiss both clothesline Julie. They then pick her up and give her a double team suplex. Sara picks up Julie and tosses her over the top rope.

Julie Valentine is Eliminated

Charles - And just like that, she's in and out!

Charity - An unimpressive debut. It was two vs. one though.

Charles - Maybe the next person will have better luck.

Enter Sandman by Metallica plays

Charles - Darai!

Charity - She's not coming to the ring..

Charles - She knows it's two vs. one. She's waiting for person number four to come out!

Charity - That's a good idea.. Unless it's Bryn. Then you are stuck in a three vs. one situation.

The clock ticks down

Paralyze by Tila Tequila plays.

Charles - It's Da Kid!

Darai talks to the Da Kid, and he nods his head. They both turn and run down to the ring at the same time. They slide in, jump up, and start fighting. Darai fights Deathkiss, while Da Kid goes for Sara Hurt.

Charles - Now the odds are a little more even.

Da Kid punches Sara Hurt a few times and whips her at the ropes. Sara comes off the ropes and Da Kid takes her down with a clothesline.

Charles - They call Da Kid "Da Baddest".

Darai catches Deathkiss with a knee to the gut. Darai then flips Deathkiss down to the mat with a gut wrench suplex. Da Kid comes off the top rope with a leg drop on Deathkiss.

Charity - Darai and Da Kid are working pretty good together.

Da Kid gets up and celebrates, but Sara Hurt comes up and hits him in the back of the head. Darai goes to pick up Deathkiss, but Deathkiss pokes her in the eye.

"Redefine" by SOiL plays.

Charles - Here comes Headkase, making his THW debut!

Headkase slides into the ring. He runs and takes Da Kid down by hitting him in the head with a paperweight.

Charity - Headkase isn't wasting any time in there.

Headkase helps Deathkiss gives Darai a power bomb. Deathkiss thanks him by kicking him in the nuts. Sara Hurt and Deathkiss stomp on Headkase together.

Charles - Everyone is down, and The Gathering is ruling the ring.

"The New Song" by Metallica plays.

Charity - Here comes Joseph Macbeth!

Charles - Remember, Divac and the DWO hired Macbeth to protect Da Kid, and take down the Gathering!

Macbeth gets in the ring and gets face to face with Sara Hurt and Deathkiss. Deathkiss rolls out of the ring under the bottom ropes. She pulls out a breifcase from under the ring. She gets back into the ring and gives Macbeth the briefcase. Macbeth opens it, and it's full of money. He nods at Deathkiss and closes the case. He then turns and smashes Da Kid over the head with the case!

Charity - The Gathering must have just outbid the DWO!

Macbeth stomps on Da Kid. Headkase grabs Macbeth from behind. Headkase gives Macbeth the Mental Breakdown onto the briefcase! Headkase tosses Macbeth out of the ring and picks up the briefcase.

Macbeth is Eliminated

Headkase is holding the breifcase and looking down at Macbeth. Deathkiss runs up from behind and tosses Headkase out.

Headkase is Eliminated

Charity - He's still got the briefcase, he's still got the money.

Deathkiss turns around to go back into the middle of the ring, but Da Kid gives her a drop kick! She stumbles back and flips over the top rope and down to the floor!

Deathkiss is Eliminated

Charles - Three just went out, one after the other.

Charity - The Gathering no longer has two people in at the same time. That should make things a little more fair now.

Deathkiss trys to grab the briefcase from Headkase, but he takes off running backstage. Deathkiss follows after him.

Charles - Kase just stole the money that Deathkiss tried to pay to Macbeth!

'Thunderstruck', by AC/DC plays.

Charity - Oh no, here comes Bryn!

Charles - Now the Gathering has a "two person advantage" all over again. Instead of Deathkiss and Sara, it's Bryn and Sara!

Bryn gets into the ring and suplexes Darai. Da Kid runs up and punches Bryn. Da Kid is about to splex Bryn, but Sara Hurt kicks Da Kid from behind. Sara holds Da Kid, as Bryn punches and kicks him.

Charity - Yep, two vs. one.

Bryn whips Da Kid at the ropes. Sara runs after him, and then clotheslines him over the top rope and down to the floor.

Da Kid is Eliminated

Charity - Sara Hurt got revenge for Deathkiss!

Bryn and Sara Hurt double team Darai. Sara holds Darai and Bryn gives Darai the Reality Check super kick.

Charles - That's it, it's all over.

Sara picks up Darai and whips her at the ropes. Bryn and Sara try to gives Darai a double team clothesline, but Darai knocks them both down with a cross body block!

Charity - Darai got a second wind! She fought back!

Charles - Everyone is down in the ring!

"Karma Police" by Radiohead plays.

Charity - Here comes Pandemonium!

Pandemonium gets into the ring. Sara is the first up. Pandemonium knocks her down with a spin kick. Bryn gets up and Pandemonium knocks her down with a chop. Darai gets up and Pandemonium takes her down with a drop kick.

Charity - Pandemonium is looking pretty good out there.

Charles - She's the fresh person in the match.

Soviet Russia music plays.

Charity - Oh man, here comes Rasputin Riddle!

Charles - He's so big, how is anyone going to throw that monster over the top rope!!

Pandemonium is backing away as Rasputin comes to the ring. He steps OVER the top rope to get into the ring! Pandemonium runs and leaps up, giving Rasputin a drop kick to the head. Rasputin falls backwards and tumbles out of the ring!

Rasputin Riddle is Eliminated

Charity - Did you see how high she jumped?

Charles - That's amazing!

Pandemonium turns around and gets caught in the face with a chick kick from Sara Hurt! Bryn picks Pandemonium up and dumps her over the top rope.

Pandemonium is Eliminated

Charles - We are down to the final three!

Charity - Bryn, Sara, and Darai!!

Bryn rushes at Darai. Darai is leaning by the ropes. Darai ducks down and flips Bryn up and over the top rope with a backdrop.

Bryn is Eliminated

Sara runs in and clotheslines Darai over the top rope. Sara turns around and gets in the middle of the ring to celebrate. She didn't see that Darai held onto the top rope and flipped back into the ring without being eliminated. Sara Hurt thinks she won!

Charles - She better watch out behind her!

Charity - She thinks she tossed out Darai, she has no idea Darai is still in the ring!

Darai grabs Sara by the shoulder and spins her around. Darai kicks Sara in the gut and gives Sara a Darai-Drop in the middle of the ring! Darai picks up Sara on his shoulders, walks to the ropes, and tosses Sara out of the ring!

Charity - Darai did it! She survived the odds and won the match!

Deathkiss and Pandora Ritter are backstage.

Deathkiss - Now what do we do? Dess can't be in the main event because Divac has the title and he stipulated that Dess can't get a title shot. We advertised Dess vs. Jeebus vs. Divac vs. Puck and now we can't do that.

Pandora Ritter - So what do we do? Do we just make it a three way dance, or do we add in a fourth person.

Deathkiss - You know what.. I just had a great idea.

Pandora Ritter - You did?

Deathkiss - We'll add in a fourth person!

Pandora Ritter - That was MY idea..

Deathkiss - But it's MY idea on who it's going to be..

Pandora Ritter - Oh really?

Deathkiss leans in closer to talk to Pandora as she shuts the door so the camera can't catch what is going on.

Charity - Divac defends his newly won THW title against Puck, Jeebus.. And.. A yet to be determined fourth entrant into the match!

Charles - Fans, you never know WHAT you are going to see when you tune into THW. Wild and unpredictable. I can't wait to see who that fourth person is! It could be anyone! It could be Deathkiss.. She's had the World Title before. It could be The X. He's had a table match with Divac for the title. It could be Bryn. She works hard each and every week.

Charity - What if it's somebody that doesn't even currently work for THW?!?

Charles - I didn't even think about that!

Charity - Well, coming up next we have Pandora vs. Amy. The stipulation is, that if Amy wins the match she is no longer the slave of Deathkiss.

Charles - But of course we knew Deathkiss wasn't going to make it that easy. To prevent Pandora from "letting" Amy win, there is another stipulation on the match..

Charity - If Pandora loses, she also loses all her shares and control in THW!

Genessa - The following contest is a Casket Singles Match! Introducing first... hailing from Wolf Lake, MI... weighing in at 127 pounds... AAAMY RRRIIITTERRR!!!!! [Until it Sleeps - Metallica plays and Amy Ritter heads to the ring.] And her opponent... accompanied to the ring by Nick Ridicule... hailing from Battle Creek, Michigan... weighing in at 112 pounds... PAAANDOOORRRAAA RRRIIITTERRR!!!!! [Bitch by Meredith Brooks plays and Pandora Ritter heads to the ring.]

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Charles - Pandora Ritter darts toward Amy Ritter. Pandora Ritter slows to a stop. She scoops Amy Ritter up and slams Amy Ritter to the mat.

Charity - Powerful slam!

Charles - Pandora Ritter drops an elbow... Amy Ritter rolls out of the way and Pandora Ritter hits the mat. Amy Ritter stands up. Amy Ritter drags Pandora Ritter into the corner. She elbow drops Pandora Ritter. Amy Ritter flips to a standing position. Amy Ritter drags Pandora Ritter into the corner. Amy Ritter throws her out of the ring and climbs to the floor. She takes Pandora Ritter around the ring to the casket. She lifts Pandora Ritter up and delivers a scissor kick to the back of the head! She lifts up the ring steps and bashes Pandora Ritter in the back. Pandora Ritter starts to get up. She knocks Pandora Ritter down with a scissor kick. Amy Ritter stomps on her. Amy Ritter lifts her upright. Pandora Ritter lifts Amy Ritter upright. She taunts Amy Ritter. Pandora Ritter grabs Amy Ritter and shoves Amy Ritter into the casket. Pandora Ritter slams the casket lid shut.

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Genessa - The winner of this match... PAAANDOOORRRAAA RRRIIITTERRR!!

[Bitch by Meredith Brooks plays.]

Charles - Pandora keeps her power in THW.. But Amy is still the slave of Deathkiss.

Charity - Next up, we have a match between a former DCW Tag Team Championship team, and one of the best Woman tag teams in the world.

Charles - THW has some of the best tag teams in the world, and the deepest Tag Team division in the world! If you like tag team wrestling, then you are watching the right show!

Genessa - The following contest is a Hardcore Tag Match! Introducing first... at a total combined weight of 460 pounds... THE X-TIIINCTIIIOOON AAAGENDAAA!!!!! [The X-Tinction Agenda heads to the ring.] And their opponent... at a total combined weight of 236 pounds... SUUUPERRR NOOOVAAA!!!!! [Super Nova heads to the ring.]

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Charles - Crisis taunts The Hawaiian Firefly. He connects with a back fist.

Charity - Powerful punch by Crisis!!!

Charles - Crisis climbs the turnbuckle, flys, and takes The Hawaiian sensation down with a clothesline. Crisis crawls over and covers The Hawaiian sensation. ...1 ... The Hawaiian sensation kicks out. Crisis rises to his feet. Crisis throws The Hawaiian sensation over the top rope. The Hawaiian sensation hits the floor. He climbs out after The Hawaiian sensation. He pulls a trashcan full of weapons from under the ring. He tosses the weapons into the ring. He shoves The Hawaiian sensation into the ring. Crisis climbs into the ring. Crisis reaches into the trash can and grabs a bag full of tacks. Crisis pours the tacks onto the mat. He stomps The Hawaiian Firefly. Crisis grabs her legs. Crisis locks The Hawaiian sensation in a figure four leglock. He crawls over and covers The Hawaiian Firefly. ...1 ... The Hawaiian sensation kicks out. Crisis climbs to his feet. He charges toward The Hawaiian Firefly. He comes to a halt. Crisis comes to a halt. Crisis covers The Hawaiian Firefly. ...1 The Hawaiian Firefly kicks out. Crisis delievers the The Dehumanizer on The Hawaiian Firefly!!! Crisis covers The Hawaiian Firefly. ...1 ...2 ...3

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Genessa - The winners of this match... THE X-TIIINCTIIIOOON AAAGENDAAA!!

Genessa - The following contest is a Ladder Triple Threat Match for the THW Underworld Championship! Introducing first... accompanied to the ring by Tara Gails... hailing from Weymouth, England... weighing in at 282 pounds... "THE PHAAANTOOOM" KAAAIII MAAAAAARRRKS!!!!! ["Bed of Nails" by Alice Cooper plays and "The Phantom" Kai Maarks heads to the ring.] Introducing next... weighing in at 200 pounds... TOOORRRAAAK!!!!! [Trapt - Headstrong plays and Torak heads to the ring.] And their opponent... accompanied to the ring by Justina James... hailing from Cincinatti, OH... weighing in at 122 pounds... PAAAMELAAA HUUURRRT!!!!! [Fear - Disturbed plays and Pamela Hurt heads to the ring.]

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Charles - The Wolf speeds toward Pammie. Silent Warrior nails Pammie with a running knee kick to the head. The heroine of hurtin goes down hard. He has The ice queen around the neck. He locks The ice queen in a rear naked choke. Silent Warrior climbs to his feet. He darts toward The leading lady of Luddites.. Phantom bounces off the ropes and runs toward Silent Warrior. Phantom slows to a stop. The Wolf escapes to ringside. Phantom follows. Phantom punches him, The Wolf goes down.

Charity - Punches like that really wear you down.

Charles - Phantom charges toward him. Phantom comes to a halt. The leading lady of Luddites. Slaps Phantom. She runs toward Phantom. The leading lady of Luddites. Clotheslines Phantom, Phantom goes down. The heroine of hurtin drops an elbow on Phantom. The leading lady of Luddites. Stands up. Pammie lifts up the ring steps and bashes Phantom in the back. The heroine of hurtin grabs the chair, pulls it out of his hands and bashes Silent Warrior across the face! The leading lady of Luddites. Elbow drops Silent Warrior. The leading lady of Luddites. Stands up. The heroine of hurtin shoves him into the ring. She grabs a steel chair and bashes Silent Warrior in the head.

Charity - Look at that chair!

Charles - The ice queen stomps him. He escapes to ringside. The leading lady of Luddites. Follows. She lifts Silent Warrior up and slams Silent Warrior down. She sets up the ladder. The leading lady of Luddites. Climbs the ladder. The leading lady of Luddites. Elbow drops The Wolf from the top of the ladder! Phantom sets up the ladder. Phantom climbs the ladder. Phantom elbow drops The leading lady of Luddites. From the top of the ladder! Phantom gets to his feet. He shoves the heroine of hurtin into the ring. Phantom lands a kick to the stomach of The ice queen. Phantom grabs The leading lady of Luddites. In an overhook hold. Phantom irishwhips her into the ropes, she bounces off the ropes. Phantom throws a jab. The Wolf slips the jab to the left. The Wolf tosses Phantom to ringside. The Wolf climbs to ringside. The Wolf feints a left jab at him. Phantom throws a jab. Silent Warrior slips the jab to the left. The Wolf and he lock up. The Wolf has the advantage in a pinch-grip tie. The Wolf goes for an irishwhip. Phantom reverses and sends The Wolf into the ladder, The Wolf goes down. Phantom shoves the ladder into the ring. Phantom and Silent Warrior move into the ring. Phantom punches him, he goes down. He charges toward The Wolf. Phantom stops running. Phantom grabs a chair and places it on the mat under his head. Phantom grabs a second chair. Phantom goes for the one man con-chair-to! The Wolf rolls out of the way. The Wolf smashes the chair into the head of Phantom. Phantom goes down! The Wolf drags Phantom across the ring. Silent Warrior kicks the ladder out of the ring. Phantom goes after the ladder. Silent Warrior follows. Silent Warrior connects with a back fist. The Wolf feints a right body punch at Phantom. Silent Warrior sets the ladder up in the corner. The Wolf grabs his legs and... Phantom blocks The Wolf. Phantom picks him up and slams The Wolf face first into the ladder. Silent Warrior goes down. Phantom grabs The Wolf around the head. Phantom applies a rear naked choke on The Wolf. Phantom stands up. Phantom darts toward Silent Warrior. He comes to a stop. Phantom has Silent Warrior around the neck. Phantom locks Silent Warrior in a rear naked choke.

Charity - He is cutting off his air supply!

Charles - Phantom rolls into the ring, The ice queen climbs in after him. Pamela Hurt locks her fists and slams them into the Phantom's back. She punches Phantom, Phantom goes down. Phantom starts to get up. She knocks Phantom down with a scissor kick. Phantom escapes to ringside. The heroine of hurtin follows. Pammie shoves the ladder into the ring. Pammie and Phantom move into the ring. Phantom scoops The Wolf up and slams The Wolf to the mat. Phantom grabs a chair and places it on the mat under his head. Phantom grabs a second chair and smashes his head between the two chairs. Phantom sets up the ladder. Phantom climbs the ladder. Phantom grabs the championship!

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Genessa - The winner of this match... and still Underworld Champion... "THE PHAAANTOOOM" KAAAIII MAAAAAARRRKS!!

["Bed of Nails" by Alice Cooper plays.]

Charles - It's time for the main event.. Is it just a three way dance, or is someone else in it?!?

Pandora Ritter comes out on the ramp.

Pandora Ritter - We advertised a four way match for the THW World Title. And you people are going to GET it. We needed one more person to make this match complete. This person has been here for a while, but is always overlooked and under rated. This person also happened to win a battle royal tonight so we think she's earned a chance to step into the ring for the world title, here is DARAI!!!

Charity - Wow! Darai vs. Divac vs. Puck vs. Jeebus!

Charles - World title on the line!

Genessa - The following contest is a Colossal Cell Four Way Match for the THW Championship! Introducing first... accompanied to the ring by Kelly Atwood... hailing from Riga, Latvia... weighing in at 326 pounds... DIIIVAAAC RRRIIIDDLE "THE AAANTIII-FOOORRRCE"!!!!! [World Hold On - Bob Sinclair plays and Divac Riddle "The Anti-Force" heads to the ring.] Introducing next... hailing from Avalon... weighing in at 210 pounds... PUUUCK!!!!! [Nightwish - Elven Path plays and Puck heads to the ring.] Introducing next... accompanied to the ring by The X-Tinction Agenda... hailing from Yo Mamma... weighing in at 250 pounds... JEEBUUUS!!!!! [God is God by Laibach plays and Jeebus heads to the ring.] And their opponent... accompanied to the ring by Darcy Townsend... hailing from Indianapolis,IN... weighing in at 180 pounds... DAAARRRAAAIII!!!!! [Metallica - Enter Sandman plays and Darai heads to the ring.]

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Charles - Proud Pederast bolts toward The Soviet Bear. The Jeebmeister knocks Drago down with a running chop block. The Jeebmeister gets to his feet. Jeebusnian throws him out of the ring and climbs to the floor. Jeebusphere picks up a stop sign. Jeebusphere bashes Anti-Jeebus in the face with the stop sign.

Charity - There is an impression of his face in the steel!

Charles - Proud Pederast lifts Anti-Jeebus up and delivers a scissor kick to the back of the head! Puck and Jeebus lock up. He whips Proud Pederast, pulls Proud Pederast back and knocks Proud Pederast down with a short arm clothesline. He pulls The Jeebster upright to his feet. Puck delivers a chop to his chest.

Charity - Whooooo!!

Charles - Puck taunts The Latvian Stallion. Puck climbs into the ring. Red climbs into the ring. Darai grabs Puck. Red irishwhips Puck into the ropes, Puck bounces off the ropes. Red catches Puck with an armdrag, but Puck reverses and sends her to the mat. Red escapes to ringside, Puck follows. Puck grabs a chair and rams it into the abdomen of Red. Puck elbow drops Red.

Charity - Puck connects with an elbow drop!

Charles - Puck flips up to his feet. Puck stomps Red. They exit the cell. He taunts Red. Jeebusphere rakes his back. He taunts Puck. He punches Puck, Puck goes down. Proud Pederast drops an elbow on Puck.

Charity - He connects with an elbow drop!

Charles - Jeebusnian rises to his feet. Divac Riddle "The Anti-Force" and Jeebus enter the cell. Divac Riddle "The Anti-Force" bolts toward Jeebs. The Soviet Bear knocks Proud Pederast down with a running chop block. Agent 69 jumps up to his feet. He speeds toward Proud Pederast. Agent 69 drops a knee on him.

Charity - That's gotta hurt!

Charles - Red stomps on Anti-Jeebus. Red lifts Anti-Jeebus up. Red bolts toward The Soviet Bear. She comes to a stop. Agent 69 climbs into the ring. Red climbs into the ring. Red applies a bearhug to Wallaby Hunter. Red bulldozes him over. Agent 69 hits the mat. Puck punches Red, Red goes down. Puck darts toward Red. Puck jumps into the air and splashes stomach first onto Red. Puck crawls over and covers Red. ...1 ... Red kicks out. Puck jumps up to his feet.

Charity - Puck is back up.

Charles - Puck ties Red up in the sharpshooter. Puck covers Red. ...1 ...2 she kicks out. Puck flips up to his feet. Jeebs clasps his hands together and slams them into the back of Puck. The Jeebmeister taunts Puck. Jeebusnian punches him, he goes down.

Charity - Punches like that really wear you down.

Charles - He puts Puck in the crossface. He fights the pain...Jeebusphere tightens the hold...He breaks the hold.Fist drop by him on Puck. Jeebusphere crawls over and covers Puck. ...1 ... Puck kicks out.

Charity - Puck gets the shoulder up!

Charles - Red grabs his left foot. Red ties Proud Pederast into the figure four. Red stands up. Red stomps him in the head. She grabs his legs. She steps over his left leg and locks in the sharpshooter. Proud Pederast escapes to ringside, Red follows. Red strikes him with a right hook. Red strikes him with a knee kick. Red feints a right body punch at The Latvian Stallion. The Soviet Bear speeds toward Red. Agent 69 flys at Red and connects with a high cross body. Anti-Jeebus climbs to his feet. Wallaby Hunter pulls apart her legs. Wallaby Hunter kicks her in the groin.

Charity - Drago with a cheap shot!

Charles - The Soviet Bear grabs a chair and places it on the floor under her head. The Soviet Bear grabs a second chair and smashes her head between the two chairs. Agent 69 carries her out the door of the cell. Red climbs to the top of the cell. Agent 69 goes after him. He slams Red onto the top of the cell. Red falls through the cell into the ring below. The Soviet Bear climbs down. He lifts Red up. Jeebusnian punches Red, Red goes down. Jeebusnian pulls Red into the corner. Jeebs delivers the Pederast Cure on Red!!! Jeebs covers Red. ...1 ...2 ...3

[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Genessa - The winner of this match... and new THW Champion... JEEBUUUS!!

[God is God by Laibach plays.]

The match is over, but Da Kid and Rasputin Riddle come down and get into the ring. Da Kid, Divac, and Rasputin are fighting with Jeebus, Puck, and Darai

Suddenly The Red Spy and The Green Spy come running down and they get into the ring too! Green Spy superkicks Jeebus. Red Spy takes down Puck with several face first full nelson smashes into the corner turnbuckle. Da Kid and Rasputin Riddle give Darai A double powerbomb.

Charles - Total destruction from the DWO! They've taken everyone down!

The Green Spy and the Red Spy are in the middle of the ring. The Red Spy takes off his mask.. And it's Crisis! The Green Spy takes off his mask.. And it's The X! Crisis and The X are wearing DWO shirts.

The X - Hey yo.

Crisis - DWO is taking OVER!

Divac - Listen THW, when you are with the DWO it's just too much. We are the new dominate force in wrestling and there is nobody who can stop us now!

The X - Let me ask all you people a question. Did you come here to see.. THW? Or did you come here to see the.. D! W! OOOOOOOOOO!

Crisis - Let me tell you something. You see THW, it's real simple. The DWO is taking over and you have two choices. Either get out of the way, or get run over by the DWO freight train.

Divac - The five men you see here standing in the middle of the ring are the TOP of the wrestling world and now there is nowhere to run and nowhere to hide THW. You tried to hold down the DWO. You tried to bury the DWO. But now the DWO has just blown up in your face!

Rasputin has Da Kid up sitting on Rasputin's shoulder, Crisis and The X pose, and Divac holds up his arm in the air as the fans boo and throw garbage into the ring.

Charles - I don't believe we've just seen this!

Charity - I'm seeing it right now and I still don't believe it. This can't be real, can it?

Charles - If it is, then everyone is in some real serious trouble now. A team up we never thought we'd see, this could spell big trouble for a lot of people.

Charity - Fans, thanks for joining us tonight! The first THW event of 2008 started the year off right! 2008 will be the year of THW! Tune into Bloodbath this Thursday! Goodnight everyone!!!